Aries: wants to start fight with an Oompa Loompa
Taurus: munchies from hell
Gemini: actually chills and doesn't gossip just calms the FRICK FROCK down
Cancer: wants to snuggle like wtf
Leo: gives their cat a makeover I'd give my bird a makeover
Virgo: thinks drugs are bad & pretends to be high
Libra: singing the one Arctic Monkeys song they know
Scorpio: starts telling secrets they will regret later
Sagittarius: writes really weird fan fiction
Capricorn: IS SO READY then is so chill
Aquarius: are you sure you did weed I think you did cocaine
Pisces: crying while watching Shrek
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Zodiac signs
De TodoEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
