Aries: What can you do? Throw me in prison? KILL me?
Taurus: Well, at least I'll have a last meal
Gemini: Nope wasn't me hahahah *lie detector goes off*
Cancer: *gives away every detail of plan*
Leo: BUT I'M TO GOOD FOR PRISON Don't send me there :(
Virgo: I swear it wasn't me I have the evidence and the money and a higher IQ than all of you
Libra: Will there be nail polish and spas
Scorpio: My gang went to prison, now we can reunite
oh wait i'm innocent
Sagittarius: No driving, I wasn't drunk officer
Capricorn: *immediately guilty because is satan*
Aquarius: Yea man i killed the dude so what? Maybe we can kill other dudes together okay lets team *slides twenty dollar bill on the table*
Pisces: Crap there's blood on my dress
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
