Aries: Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.
Taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".
Gemini: Don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.
Cancer: Never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.
Leo: Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life. Don't let the bad eyebrow bitches control you
Virgo: Why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.
Libra: Everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Scorpio: Why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.
Sagittarius: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.
Capricorn: Sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
Aquarius: Maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.
Pisces: Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie.
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
