Aries: Going over 100 mph, racing with other cars
Taurus: Talking about soccer enthusiastically in an attempt to distract everyone from Aries driving
Gemini: Playing their 3DS in the backseat
Cancer: Trying to calm Aries down
Leo: Reaching over Aries to honk the horn at other drivers they find attractive I just stare intently until they notice me then I look away
Virgo: Yelling at Aries to SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!! I'M NOT TRYING TO DIE TODAY!!!
Libra: Texting their hoes
Scorpio: Mysteriously staring out the window and drawing cryptic symbols on themselves
Sagittarius: Egging Aries on because what the hell? You only live once.
Capricorn: Ignoring everyone and has their ear buds in
Aquarius: Plotting the murders of Aries and Taurus in their head
Pisces: Hugging their knees to their chest and thinking "we're all gonna die."
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
