Aries: "Ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"
Taurus: *uses a baby-carrier on their teenager*
Gemini: "listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."
Cancer: Rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo: Is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies I am prepared, Hatchet, Gun and all :<
Virgo: *pulls out a calculus textbook* "story time."
Libra: The mom in "stacy's mom"
Scorpio: "A lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."
Sagittarius: *newborn vomits on them* "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"
Capricorn: "Beautiful baby right? well, Not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."
Aquarius: *burns their kids homework* "You dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"
Pisces: *sees their baby sleeping* "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
