The Signs With Their Children

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Aries: "Ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"

Taurus: *uses a baby-carrier on their teenager*

Gemini: "listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."

Cancer: Rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe

Leo: Is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies I am prepared, Hatchet, Gun and all :<

Virgo: *pulls out a calculus textbook* "story time."

Libra: The mom in "stacy's mom"

Scorpio: "A lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."

Sagittarius: *newborn vomits on them* "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"

Capricorn: "Beautiful baby right? well, Not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."

Aquarius: *burns their kids homework* "You dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"

Pisces: *sees their baby sleeping* "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"

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