Yoongi
Yoongi: "Why do I always end up with French models in your books?"
Author: "Are they pretty, though?"
Yoongi: "Yes... But..."
Author: "Don't you like them?"
Yoongi: "Yes, but..."
Author: "Then why are you complaining? Would you rather end up with me?"
Yoongi: "NO!! GOD NO!! ... I.... I was just asking..."
Author: "Okay..." [sigh] "Your instant rejection offended me, though..."
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Taehyung & Namjoon
Taehyung & Jin were visiting Namjoon & Hye-rin's newborn baby.
Taehyung: "Awww... Baby... you're so cute... Look at her plump cheeks. Can I hold her, Noona? [Asking Hye-rin, but cut by Namjoon]
Namjoon: "She's still very fragile, Tae. Later when she gets a little bit older."
Taehyung: "I really want to mush her cheeks... Sooo cute! Rrraaw..."
Namjoon: "If you like children so much, go get your own, Tae!"
Taehyung: "Hyung, that was the exact same sentence you told me once in another book!"
Namjoon: "Ah, really??! The one I offended you with?"
Taehyung: "Yeah."
Namjoon: "Ah, forgive me, Tae. I got the scenario mixed up, then...."
Taehyung: ...
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Jimin
Jimin: "So, you're going to get married to Jin, Tae? Just so you know, I won't ever call you for the next 3 months of your honeymoon phase, at least."
Taehyung: "Why?"
Jimin: "Because every time I called you, you were having sex with Jin. And that was so awkward, I felt a secondhand embarrassment!"
Taehyung: "But that was in other books!"
Jimin: "Yes, and I'm avoiding that here in this book!"
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Jungkook
Jungkook: "Why am I just a bodyguard here? I used to be a doctor and a lawyer in your other books!"
Author: "Well, I can't make a tiny Jimin as a bodyguard! Who would've believed me??!"
Jimin: "Did you say tiny??!"
Author: "I uh... I...."
Jimin: "I'm still so much taller than you, Author!"
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Hoseok
Hoseok: [Staring at me]
Author: "What? Do you have anything to say to me too?!"
Hoseok: "No, no... I'm fine..."
Author: "So, why are you still staring at me?!"
Hoseok: "I just wanna make sure you're paying all those water bills to me."
Author: "What water bill?"
Hoseok: "Hobi water... You and your readers seem to use that a lot."
Author: "That... Um..."
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Seokjin
Author: "And you!"
Seokjin: "What? I didn't even say a word..." [dumbfounded]
Author: "I miss you... I hope you're well and healthy..."
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