Jungkookie: "RapMon Hyung, if a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it? 🤔 🌿🌞💧"
Namjoonie: 😒
Jimin: "What do you do with a sick chemist?🤒🤧🤕"
Yoongi: "Just barium!" 😒
Jimin: "Hyung, you can't just barium directly! 😵 You should try to helium and curium first! 😟 💉🧑🔬"
Seokjin: "What is a nuclear physicist's favorite food?"
Jimin: "What?"
Seokjin: "Fission chips. 🐟🍟Ha-ha-ha-ha...😆😂🤣"
Jimin: 🙄
Taehyung: "Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?"
Yoongi: "What? 😒"
Taehyung: "There was no chemistry.🧪⚗️"
Yoongi: "Just like us!" 😒
Taehyung: 🥲
Seokjin: "Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? 🌕🌛"
Jimin: "Why?"
Seokjin: "It had no atmosphere. Ha-ha-ha-ha... 🌝😆😂🤣"
Jimin: 😐
Jimin: "Why did the two red blood cells break up? 🩸"
Hobi: "Why?"
Jimin: "Their romance was all in vein."
Hobi: "Ooh... 🥺😢"
Seokjin: "What caption does the physicist use for his food photos?"
Hobi: "What?"
Seokjin: "Triga-nom-nom-nom-etry. 🤣😆😂"
Jimin: "Why are all your jokes related to food, Hyung? 🙄"
Namjoon: "What kind of dog does a scientist have?"
Kookie: "I want a dog..🤔🐶"
Namjoon: "A LABrador"
Kookie: "A labrador is good. But I think I'd love to have a doberman instead.🤔🐕🦺"
Namjoon: 😐
Seokjin: "Are you a carbon sample?😏😉"
Taehyung: "No, why? 😍"
Seokjin: "Because I'd love to date you.😘💜💘"
Taehyung: [grinned coyly] ☺️😚🥰💜💓
Jimin: "What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?"
Yoongi: "Don't know. 😒🥱"
Jimin: "One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."
Yoongi: "Come here, Chim! I'll tag you like the whale!😤 😼"
Taehyung: "What do you call a rude acid?"
Yoongi: "Don't wanna know. 🥱"
Taehyung: "It's a meano-acid. Just like you! 😤😤"
Hobi: "What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident?"
Jimin and Namjoon: "What?"
Hobi: "Tyrannosaurus wrecks. Just like your rooms! 😤😡 Now go and clean it, or else! 😤😠"
Namjoon and Jimin: 🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️💨💨
Jimin: "What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?"
Yoongi: "Dunno."
Jimin: "I'm sick of your negativity!"
Yoongi: "Are you starting a fight with me?!! 🤬"
Jimin: "No, that's the quiz's answer!"
Kookie: "What do you call it when your science teacher lowers your grade?"
Namjoon: "Bio-degraded. 💡🧠😎"
Kookie: "How do you know the answer, RapMon Hyung? 🥺 You should pretend to not know and let me answer it!🥺😥"
Bacteria = back door to cafeteria
Antibody = one who hates his body
Artery = study of art and military
Urine = opposite of 'you're out'.
Benign = what you be after you be eight
Secretion = hiding something
Dilate = to live long
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