Welcome To Hawkins

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TRIGGER WARNING:

This book includes,

Dirty Jokes, Swearing, Homophobia, and Internal homophobia.

This book might seem really weird, but just trust the process!

Enjoy the story!

Enjoy the story!

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Eddie's POV

"EDUARDO ANDALE, LET'S GO MY MOMS HERE!" Richie yelled from downstairs.

I sighed in irritation "SHUT UP, I'M COMING RICHIE." I yelled back then immediately regretting what I said.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE S-" Richie said then getting cut off by me "SHUT UP RICHIE, JUST SHUT UP!"

I went down stairs with my luggage, I just packed some clothes I thought were fit for summer and a first aid kit. I didn't have many summer clothes but neither did Richie, I just figured we'd go shopping for clothes in Hawkins.

When we got settled in the car Karen told us we'd be in Hawkins in about 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meaning I would have to spend nearly 5 hours in a car with Richie.

Richie is really annoying for those who don't know. He constantly makes inappropriate jokes about my mother, always talks about how long his wang is, which I'm sure it's like 2 inches long, and he's really germy and dirty. I mean you should just see his room!

Richie is still cool though, he may be a trashmouth and his room might be a mess, but he's still really smart and brave. I mean, he stood up to Henry Bowers! I could never have the courage to do that.

He's also really school smart, one time this girl paid him 30 bucks to tutor her! I'm glad he's not tutoring her anymore though, she was really irritating.

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