I've got this friend who's strange and snide
She sits and stares and waits her time
They call her visine, she's my life long bride
She's sick, she's crazy, she's always down for crime
She's beamish and kind, she loves to tell you lies
She's wicked and cold, she'd never hear your cries
I love it when she's near me, she brings about a shine
I love it when she fools me, she makes the secret mine
I've got this friend who's loud and proud
She's whisks around the day and plays a thrilling game
They call her visine, she loves to see a crowed
She's insane, she's brave, she's nothing but a shame
