Emmas Tales Of Derpyness
WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker, Melanie Joy Howe, Alex Wittbecker
Intro thing!
(Toms and Edds heads pop up on a black screen old-style Eddsworld art )
13 years ago Tom Ridgewell and Edd Gould teamed up to create Tom's Tales Of Awesome.....( more improved Eddsworld art before Edd died version) Years...later they teamed up again to create Tom's Tales of Brilliance ... (then Edd pops out of the screen oof he's gone and pearl zhang the animator for toms tales of crazy pops in and takes Edds spot next to tom) Then tom teamed up with another animator to create Tom's Tales Of Crazy! (then tom and pearl go out of the screen to see marc) Then a guy named Marc did a spin-off version of toms tales called tals tales of ecstasy (then he pops out and Melanie and Zachary out in the screen) And this ...This has nothing to do with this very sorry for you but hey we have shotguns and giants robots? heh...THIS IS EMMAS TALES OF DERPYNESS!!!!! (the title pops up and this tips and falls on top of zachary and melanie)
First joke (#1)
(they are outsde with Emma and marc our mairc, not marc from the Eddsworld fan movie lol)
Marc: who wants to ride shotgun???
Emma: me me me!!
Marc: Okie Emma you can go!
Emma: YAY!
(marc is standing by a car and Emma runs and it makes it look like she's running to the car but she is actually running to a shotgun)
Emma: hey shotgun I miss you!!!
Shotgun: sup Emma I have missed you too!
(marc squints his eyes at Emma and the shotgun with disbelief in his eyes and says)
Marc: what a twist...
(then shotgun shoots marc and shotgun says "oops")
Second Joke(#2)
(Just a white screen with Emma and Felix on it )
Emma: hey you know whos hot?~
Felix: who~
Emma: hot sauce~
(Emma pulls out a bottle of hot sauce)
Felix: wait what!?
(Emma starts making out with hot sauce)
Third joke (#3)
(just Emma and Chris and Emma)
Chris: hey! hey! Emma, Emma hey hey!!
Emma: *sighs* yes...chris..?
Chris: your mother is so stupid not even bad guys can look at her!
(Chris randomly pulls out E.G)
Emma: I'm offended....
Forth joke(#4)
(in an office with E.G playing the boss role in this scenario and the boss aka E.G is texting Emma on his phone)
Chat:
Boss: Hey Emma, can you send me a joke?
Emma: I'm busy working boss I'll send you one later
Boss: haha that's funny send me another one
Fifth joke (#5)
Tord:Who Wants Shotgun
Dylan:Me!
Tord:Okay.
YOU ARE READING
Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins