Emmasworld Short - Prof. E.G.
WRITTEN BY:Melanie Howe, Zachary Wittbecker
(In the classroom)
E.G:now class today were gonna drink toxic waste and eat tide pods!!
Student one: yay! We're gonna die!!!!
E.G: now class..now were first step is to get the toxic waste and dump it in your mouth and eat the tie pods with it!
Student 2: sir is that dangero-
E.G: no no it's candy and juice NOW CLASS DRINK AND EAT U-
(The old man come bashing through the door)
The old man: SoRRy MR. BILLEH IZ WAZ LAT3 I WAz RaPeINg dYLaN!
(Everyone including E.G had a disturbed face)
E.G: um..ok well take a seat
(E.G. Hands Out The Toxic Waste And Tide Pods Out To The Students
E.G:okay so everyone drink the toxic waste and eat the tie pods!
(The old man chugs everyone's toxic waste and eats everyone's tie pods)
The old man: YuMmEh, iT TaEsT LiEk BlOoD
E.G: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!!
Old Man:MAH BALL FAT PROTECTS MEH!!!!
E.G.:What? (confused)
(E.gina breaks through the window)
E.gina: E.G POO I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU YOUR LUNCH, MADE SPECIALLY FROM MY TOE FUNGUS!!!!
E.G:Ewww Mom, Can't You See I'm Trying To Ki-, Er, I Ummm Mean, Teach A Class
(Cut a shot with the old man staring at e.gina like an angel)
The old man: wowwww billeh you are smexy!~
E.G: what the-
(Make It look Like He Is Running Towards E.Gina But Then Show Him Grab The Lunch And Chugging It)
E.G: WHHY!!! (E.G STaRTS crying)
E.Gina:ARE YOU SAD YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR LUNCH, DON'T WORRY E.G. POOOO EH MADE YOU ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
*Show E.Gina Stuffing A Lunch Box Down E.G.'s Throat As He Is Gagging And Choaking Hard*
Old Man:BALL MEEET!!!!
(Cut To Credits)
YOU ARE READING
Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins
