Season 4 Episode 8 - Chris Ten!
WRITTEN BY: Daniel Briozo
-Camera pans out from the outside of the house-
-Cut to inside of the house with Emma baking pancakes that are already burning-
Emma: Anyone up for camping?
-Emma flips pancakes-
-Dylan stands up from chair in excitement with mouth covered in chocolate-
Dylan: Sure!
-Dylan calms down-
-Camera goes to cinematic shot and zooms in on Dylan's face-
Dylan: ONLY if i get to bring..
-pan to mouth-
Dylan: Chocolate..
•Dramatic tone in Dylan's voice with a rasp.
-cut to Ani sipping from a mug-
Ani: I'm alright with anything.
-Ani leans back from her seat and falls.-
-Cut to Emma serving the burnt pancakes-
Emma: Chris?
•Toilet plunging sound from the bathroom
-Ani and Dylan look at each other and then the bathroom-
-Ani chuckles-
Ani: That must have been a huge dook-
-Cut to a dramatic scene where Chris is using the toilet plunger harshly to mix potion ingredients in the toilet-
•Intense music plays in background as this scene plays for 3.8 seconds
-Back to kitchen-
Emma: I'm sure he's fine.
Dylan: He must have ate all my chocolate!
•Sad,dramatic and whiny tone
Dylan: He's lactose intolerant..and the chocolate contains milk..
•whispering in a dramatic tone with squinted eyes, looking at the bathroom door
-Dylan's neck is extended to talk to Ani and Emma.
-Loud booming noise from the bathroom-
Emma: Oof!
Ani: At least there's no smell!
•Cheery tone
-Awkward silence-
Ani: Eh? Eh?
-Cut to setting outside the house-
-Ani gets kicked out and lands on her face-
-Suitcases and boxes get thrown out as well-
[VHS pause effect]
Narration: But that never happened.
[Rewind to "Oof!"]
Ani: Huh, no wonder people hoarded toilet paper months ago.
-Chris walks out of the bathroom-
Dylan: Morning, Chrispy Bacon!
Emma: Hey Chris!
Chris: Hey, Conformists..
•Bored tone
-Ani sips from her mug-
Ani: So.. What's with the explosion? Heavy dookie?
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