Emmasworld

Short - Cake Bomb

Emmasworld Short - Cake Bomb

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker

(Show 2 Guys Sitting At A Table With A Cake On It Show One Of The Guys Eating Slice Of The Cake)

Guy 1:Hey Man, You've Really Outdone Yourself, This Cake Tastes Amazing

Guy 2:Thank You

Guy 1:Come On Man, I Have To Know Your Secret

Guy 2:Weeeel, No I Can't, It Would Ruin The Secret

Guy 1:Come On Man, We're Best Friends You Can Tell Me.

Guy 2:Okay Fine, You Got Me, I'll Tell You.

Guy 1:Allrighty Then.

Guy 2:So I Put In Some Flour.

Guy 1:Yeah?

Guy 2:Some Eggs.

Guy 1:Sounds Pretty Standard.

Guy 2:Some Milk, Aaaaaand ,Some, Cyanide And Rat Poison.

Guy 1:Okay That Soun-

(Show Guy 1's Eyes Go Wide As You Hear A Glass Shattering Sound Effect)

Guy 2:What Did You Say?

Guy 1:I Put In Some Eggs.

Guy 2:No The Other Thing.

Guy 1:Some Milk, Cyanide, And Rat Poison.

Guy 2:I'M ALLERGIC TO MILK!!!!!!!!

Guy 1:Oh Well.

Guy 2:Wait, What Was That Other Thing?

Guy 1:Cyanide And Rat Poison.

Guy 2:Wha-, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!

Guy 1:I Don't Know, It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Guy 2:SENTS WHEN WOULD POISONING A CAKE AND FEEDING IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND BE CONSIDERED A GOOD IDEA!!!!

Guy 1:On National Kill You Best Friend Day Duh.

Guy 2:THAT IS NOT A THING!!!!!!!!

Guy 1:Uhh Yeah It Is, My Roommate The Grim Reaper Told Me About It.

Guy 2:The Grim Reaper.

Guy 1:Uhh Yeah?

Guy 2:Yoooour An Idiot. (Weak And Raspy As He Is Struggling To Not Fall Over)

(Show Guy 2 Fall Onto The Ground)

(Show The Grim Reaper Then Walk Up To Guy 2's Corpse)

Grim Reaper:I AM HERE TO RAPE YOUR BODY!!!!!

(2 Second Pause)

Grim Reaper:Wait.

(Show The Grim Reaper Pull Out A Piece Of Paper)

Grim Reaper:I'M HERE TO REAPE YOUR BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Show The Old Man Walk Into The Room)

Old Man:AWSOME, EH'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grim Reaper:No Not You.

Old Man:OHHH WELLL, EH GUESS EH'LL GOOOOO BEKKK TO MAKING OUT WITH TOM'S PILLOW AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grim Reaper:Yeah, You Have Fun With That, You Wierd Old Man.

(Show The Old Man's Head Then Go In A Full 360)

Old Man:WHAT, DID, YOU, JUST, SAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grim Reaper:Ummmmmmm.

(Show The Old Man Jump Onto Of The Grim Reaper Like A Gmod Ragdoll)

Guy 1:What The Hell Am I Witnessing?

(Have The Camera Pan Over To Show A Lady With Blond Hair A Bow On And A Red Dress And A Pink Hoodie On)

Emma:Trust Me, This Is The Least Weirdest Thing He Does On A Daily Basis.

Guy 1:Hey Emma.

Emma:Hey Rider.

Guy 1:So, What's The Deal With This Guy.

Emma:Well I Mean, You Did Just Fed A Poisoned Cake To Your Best Friend.

Guy 1:Yeah Well So Did Your Friend.

Emma:Yeah But Chris Wasn't Tricked, He's Just An Asshole.

(Show The Camera Pan Over To Show Chris Standing Next To Emma)

Chris:Friendoooo, You Didn't Finish Your Caaaaaaaaake.

Emma:RUN RIDER, RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!

(As Emma Is Screaming Run Show Her Being Dragged Back By Chris Clawing At The Ground)

(Cut To Credits)

*WOW I MISS WRITING THE EMMASWORLD GANG*