Special Episode 2: my life is like a video game
Written by: Melanie Howe, Zachary Wittbecker, Kirt Hilario
(cut to a shot of the living room with the main four watching tv)
Emma: So uh what do you guys want to do today?
Felix: I don't know.. (felix smirks while scrolling through his phone looking at pics of emma)
(have Emma look over at felix's phone and looking disturbed)
Emma: well uh..chris did you happen to bring Dylan back?
(chris rolls his eyes)
Chris: it took me all night but yeah i did
(dylan burst through the door)
Dylan: GUYS! LETS GO AND BUY CHOCO-
Everyone except dylan: NO!
Emma: (groans) ugh, Whatever.
(emma changes the tv channel with the remote)
Tv: Hey! Are you a nobody!
Emma: uh...no?
Tv: do you want something to do in life!
Emma: yeah!
Tv: well, get yourself down to the big billy arcade!
Emma: Why though?
Tv: we have chocolate!
Dylan: CHOCOLATE!
Tv: we got demons!
(chris smiles)
Chris: Demons!
Emma: so!
TV: STOP AND JUST LISTEN!
Tv: so get yourself down to The big billy arcade, the best arcade in town.
(Emma turns off the TV.)
Emma: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
(The camera moves to chris, who is deep in thought about demons and dead bodies.)
chris (in a flashback): chris.....chris.......bow down to your master...
(chris quickly very nervous)
Satan (in flashback): now...dress up like a baby...AND DANCE!
Chris: y-yes master (he puts on a babies outfit and dances)
(The camera then moves to Dylan, who is also in deep thought. This time, he's thinking about the fact that he was responsible for the reason chris was dressed up and dancing to satan. He drops the chocolate he was eating.)
(End of flashback. Chris is shown leaning very far back in his chair and Dylan is motionless.)
Felix: hey um...guys?
(The scene cuts to Emma, Chris, and Dylan and Felix walking derply down the street. This is the beginning of a mini montage. Chris is crossed eyed.They arrived at the arcade. End of mini-montage.)
Emma: Okay, guys, remember where we parked!!!
(Emma walks away. Chris follows,The scene cuts to Emma, Dylan and Chris and Felix walking in the arcade to buy their tickets. There's a nerdy guy with glasses working at the stand.
Emma:four tickets, please sir..?
(the nerdy guy snorts everytime he talks and makes it hard to understand what he's saying)
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Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins