Emmasworld

Season 3 Episode 4 - Such Courage

Emmasworld Season 3 Episode 4 - Such Courage

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker

(Cut To A Shot Of Sky, Danny, Tucker, Dib, And The Old Man In The Old House)

Danny:Nice Place You Got Here

Muriel:Eustace And I Rented It After We Got Married.

Old Man:OH WELL, EUSTACE IS GONNA GET MARRIED AGAIN SOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muriel:What, Whatever Do You Mean?

Old Man:OH YOU'LL SEE, HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!

(As The Old Man Is Saying "HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!" Show His Eyebrows Going Up And Down In A Suggestive Way)

Old Man:Tell Meh, Eustace, How Big Are Your Tits?

Eustace:What?

(Show The Old Man With A Measuring Tape Measuring Eustace's Chest Slowly)

Eustace:CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!

Old Man:YOER CHIN WOULD MAEK A NICE BIG SAUSAGE!!!!

Eustace:What?

(The Old Man Then Bites Down Hard On Eustace's Chin With A Loud "NGIENG")

Eustace:OOOWWW, GET THIS THING OFF OF MY CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Show The Old Man Latched Onto Eustace's Chin And Him Still Latched Onto It As Eustace Tries To Shake Him Off)

(Show Sky And Danny Standing A Few Feet Away From The Scene And Looking At The Scene While Talking To Each Other Not Even Making Eye Contact

Sky:Is The Old Man Trying To Flirt?

Danny:Is This How People From Your World Flirt?

Sky:No, This Is Just Insanity.

Danny:I Do Feel Kind Of Bad For The Guy But Not Gonna Lie, This Is Kind Of Entertaining.

Sky:Eh.

(Cut Back To The Old Man Latched Onto Eustace's Chin)

(Show Muriel Run Over To Eustace)

Muriel:Oh Eustace, Excuse Me Sir Can You Please Get Off Of My Husband?

(The Old Man Then Looks At Muriel Still Latched Onto Eustace's Chin)

Old Man:HE'S MAH HUSBAND NOW!!!!!!!! (In A Creepy Deep Demonic Voice)

Muriel:Oh My. (Surprised)

(Show A Pink Dog Slowly Approach Muriel And Start Tugging On Her Dress While Barking Rapidly Scared)

(Show Sky Look At The Dog)

Sky:And Who's This Little Cutie.

Muriel:Oh Where Are My Manners, This Is My Dog, Courage.

(Show A First Person View From Courage Of Courage Showing Sky, Danny, Tucker And Dib)

(Show Sky Look Like A Really Pale Boy With No Eyes And A Creepy Smile, Danny As The Same, Tucker As A Huge Hat And Glasses, And Dib As A Creature With A Super Stretched Head Triple The Size Of His Huge Enough Head Already And As Tall As A House)

(Show Courage Then Howl Scared)

Sky:He Seems, Nice.

(Show Dib Then Look At Courage)

Dib:PINK DOG, THAT'S UNNATURAL, HE MUST BE THE SPAWN OF SOME KIND OF PARANORMAL CREATURE!!!!!!!!

Sky:Or, Perhaps His Fur Was Just Died.