Emmasworld

Season 2 Episode 10 - Teacher Of The Year

Emmasworld Season 2 Episode 10 - Teacher Of The Year

WRITTEN BY: Zachary Wittbecker, Alex Wittbecker

ADDITIONAL WRITING:Damien Thomas

*Show A View Of A School Hallway And A Bunch Of Students Rushing To Class (not the gym students)*

*School Bell Rings*

Student 1:Umm Where's Mr. Johnson

*A guy enters the class, it's tord*

Tord:Okay Class, I'm Your Substitute teacher, mr. johnson is sick, so today we're gonna be playing dodgeball

Student 2:but teacher, we don't have any dodgeballs

Tord:Don't Worry, I Got These

*holds up round purple bombs with fuzes at the top*

Student 2:Umm, Are Those Bombs?

Tord:Oh Heavens No, These Are Balls, See?

*Holds Up Bomb To Show The Word "Bomb" Written On It*

Tord:You See, Bomb Stands For

Balls

Originating

from

Moscow

Battlefield

Student 2:Ohhhhhh, Okay!!!!

Tord:CATCH!!!!

*tord throughs ball at student who catches it and throws it at another student and it explodes*

Tord:UMMM, Let's Just Play Another Game!!!!

(fade to another scene of tord)

Tord:So Now We're Gonna Play Tennis

Student 1:With What?

Tord:These

*tord holds up grenades*

*tord hands them out to the students*

*student is holding pin in his hand with grenade in other hand without pin*

Student 3:Ummm Teacher What Is This?

Tord:Oh Thats The Pin It Makes It Explode

Student 3:Ohhhh

*there is an explosion heard*

Tord:No Wait It Stops It From Exploding

Tord:So The Goal Of The Game Is To Play Tennis With These By Pulling The Pins Out And Throwing Them Back And Forth To Each Other, Hoping It Won't Explode On Your Side

Student 4:But Isn't That Dangerous

Tord:(laughs and pulls gun out and shoots kid off screen)

Tord:No It'll Add Challenge To The Game, Try Not To Die

Student 5:Ummm, You Know He's Dead Right?

Tord:(pulls gun out and shoots other kid off screen)

*cut to a shot of the principle walking in to see student's bodies scattered throughout the room and the room completely destroyed*

Principle:WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!!!!

Tord:OH PRINCIPLE WE WERE JUST, UM!!!!

Principle:AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GYM

Tord:Well, Ummm, Look At It This Way, You Have A Bigger Gym

Principle:THERE IS NO GYM!!!!

Tord:Well Ummm At Least No One Died