Emmasworld Short - Old Man Itis
WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker
(Show A Doctors Office With The Old Man And E.G. In The Waiting Room)
Dr:Mr. Beta
Old Man:DATZ MEEEEHHH!!!!
Dr.Right This Way Sir
Old Man:NO THANK YOU I LOST COUNT!!!!
Dr.What?
Old Man:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?!?!?!?!
E.G.:I Got This
E.G.:Excuse Me Grandpa But I Want You To Choke On Bleach.
Old Man:Thank You Billy, Some, People Respect Their Elders.
Dr:Now Right This Way
Old Man:WHAT?!?!
Dr:RIGHT THIS WAY!!!!
Old Man:WHAT?!?!?!?!
(The Doctor Gets A Megaphone)
Dr:R I G H T T H I S W A Y
Old Man:Why Yes I Do Have A Nice Toupe.
(Meanwhile In The Office)
(The Doctor Pulls Out A Stepiscope)
Dr.Now I Just Need To Check Your Hea-
Old Man:BILLY HELP HE'S GONNA STICK THAT THING UP MY BUTT!!!!
E.G.:He's Not Gonna Stick It Up Your Bu-
Old Man:MAH BUTT BILLEH!!!!
(The Old Man Grabs E.G. By The Collar Of His Hoodie Practicly Chokeing Him)
Old Man:M A H B U T T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr.:Now Then I Just Need To Check On Your Broken Arm
Old Man:I Lost Mah Arm, IN THE WAAAAR!!!!
(Cut To A Shot Of The Doctors Face)
Dr. But Your Arms Right Th-
(Cut Back To A Shot Of The Old Man Missing His Arm)
Dr.Wha?
Dr.Umm, Never Mind, Now I Just Need To See Your Le-
Old Man:I Lost Mah Legs, IN THE WAAAAR!!!!
(Cut To A Shot Of The Doctors Face)
Dr. Then How Did You Walk H-
(Cut Back To A Shot Of The Old Man Missing His Legs)
Dr. How Are You Doing That?!?!?!
Old Man:I Don't Know What Your Talking About Doctor Billeh.
Dr.Now I Just Need An Xray To Test You Fo-
Old Man:I Lost Mah Boenz, IN THE WAAAAR!!!!
Dr.Okay I'm Done
(Show The Old Man's Bones Completely Gone As The Doctor Is Walking Out Of The Room)
(Cut To Credits)
YOU ARE READING
Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins
