Emmasworld Short - Attack Of The Old Man
WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker, Alex Wittbecker
Cut To A Shot Of A Group Of 12 People camping out in a forest
guy 1:this camping trip was a good way to get away from stress right old grandpa?
Old Man:YEAH, IT'S A GREAT WAY TO GET AWAY FROM OOMMA SHE ALWAYS ANNOYS ME A CREEPS ME OUT MY ACTING SEXUA-
(2 Second Pause)
Guy 2:Is Something Wr-
old man:DID YOU ALL ME OLD?. I'M NOT OLD, I NEED TO EAT YOUR SKIN TO BECOME YOUNGER
old man grabs guy 1 and his hand starts absorbing the skin as guy 1 is rolling on the ground foaming at the mouth in the most exaggerated way possible
guy 3:OH SHIT
guy 2:we need to get out of here and set up a new camp
everyone runs through the forest
guy 10:i don't know what we should do should we hunt the old man or try to find a way to escape
old man:I THINK WE SHOULD STAY HERE FOREVER!!!!
Group:(screams)
Old Man Grabs Guy 10's Arm And Absorbs The Skin
Old Man:BILLY I NEED TO EAT YOUR SKIN SO I CAN BECOME YOUNGER
Everyone Runs
guy 7:there's only 9 of us left if we play this right we can escape the forest and none of us will die
guy 6:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!
A Giant Mosquito Bursts Out Of The Bushes
Music:It's A Giant Mosquito, Giant Mosquito
It Shows The Old Man Riding On Giant Masquito's Back
Music:Riding On A Giant Mosquito
Everyone Runs
Old Man:BILLY I NEED TO EAT YOUR SKIN SO I CAN BECOME YOUNGER
(Show The Giant Mosquito Chasing The Children And As It Says "Humpin The Giant Mosquito" Show The Old Man Humping It)
Music:It's A Giant Mosquito, Giant Mosquito, Humpin The Giant Mosquito, Ride On His Back, As He Attacks
(Show The Giant Mosquito Then Stop Chasing The Kids And Try To Suck The Old Man's Blood)
(top ten anime betrayals of all time)
The Old Man Gets Angry And Eats The Giant Mosquitoes Skin
Guy 7:there's only 9 of us left we have to set up camp
they set up camp, each tent is divided into 2 people
guy 9 is sleeping in his tent and roles over to see a sleeping bag right net to him with someone inside of it
Guy 9:Wait But I'm The Ninth Guy, Nine Is An Odd Number, So, The Only Person Who Sleeps Alone In A Tent
Old Man Rises From The Sleeping Bag Next to guy 9
Old Man:you're right we've got to even it out
cuts to a shot of guy 3 and 4 sleeping in there tents to hear guy 9 screaming
which makes everyone run
guy 6:there's only 8 of us left we're gonna have to keep running there's no other way
as there running the oldman is running 20 times faster than them behind them
one of them uses a smoke grenade so the oldman can't see, everyone hides but guy 5 whos the idiot of the group doesn't know he's supposed to hide
the smoke clears up to reveal guy 5 and the old man standing across from each other
guy 5:Duuh Were We Supposed To Hide
The Old Man Grabs Guy 5 And Absorbes His Skin And Then Runs Away To Find Out Where Everyone Else Went
Guy 2:Okay There's Seven Of Us Left
Guy 8 Slips On A Stick And Falls Off A Cliff Leading To A Large Explosion
Guy 2:6 Of Us Left, Don't Do Anything Stupid, We Need To Find Someone To Help Us
They Run Through The Forest And Find A Guy Faced Away From Them
Guy 4 Slowly Approaches Him
Guy 4:SIR, SIR, WE NEED HELP
The Guys Head Turn In A Full 360 And You Can Hear The Bones Cracking To Reveal It's The Old Man
Old Man:WITH WHAT BILLEH!!!!!!
Old Man Grabs Guy 4 With A Derpy Smile And Absorbes His Skin
Everyone Except The Old Man Takes Off Running
Guy 6:So What's The Plan We Do We Just Keep Running?
Guy 11:No, We Need To Fight, We Need To Be Strong, WE NEED TO SURVIVE, WE NEED TO KILL THE OLD MAN, WHOS WITH ME!!!!
Guy 11 Raises His Fist Into The Air Only For It To Be Grabbed By The Old Man Who Is Sitting On The Tree Branch Above Him And Pulls Him Into The Trees
Old Man Absorbs Guy 11's Skin Off Screen
guy 2:billy?, billy?! (Scared)
The Old Man Jumps Out Of The Trees Holding The Kid's Skeleton
Old Man:BILLEH!!!!
They All Start Running Except For The Old Man
guy 2: okay what's our plan now
guy 7: we gotta catch the old man ahead of time i'm going to scout ahead and if i see the old man i'll tell you
Show guy 7 walk off into the trees
(2 Second Pause)
they hear guy 7's faint streaming
guy 6:oh no, RUN!!!!!!
they all start running except for the old man
guy 2:yes i can see light where gonna make it!!!!
guy 3:i have to sacrifice my life
guy 2:WHAT?!?!
guy 3:every survival horror movie has to have a heroic sacrifice, pointless or not
guy 2:BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN HEROIC, THIS IS JUST RETARDED
guy 3: just go on without me
guy 2:but the exit's right there
guy 3:no go on, DRAMATIC PAUSE, without me
guy 2 sees the old man coming close
guy 2:YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN JUST DIE I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE
Guy 2 And Guy 6 Make It Out Of The Forest
Guy 6 Is Turned Away From Guy 2
Guy 2:WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE, WE DID IT, WE DID IT!!!!!!!!
The Camera Slowly Pans Over To Guy 6 To Reveal It's The Old Man Wearing Guy 6's Cloths
Guy 6:Yeah We Did It!!!!
Guy 2:NOOOO!!!!!
Guy 2 Runs Away From The Old Man To Reveal An Army Of Old Men In Front Of Him
Old Man:BILLY I NEED TO EAT YOUR SKIN SO I CAN BECOME YOUNGER
Cuts To A News Report
Narrator:These Kids Went Missing Seven Years Ago, The Only Peace Of Evidence That Suggests That They Died Is A Ripped Piece Of Paper That Said "Billy, I Accidentally Got My D*ck Stuck In The Lawn Mower Again"
Narrator:Here Is The Only Survivor, The Kids Grandpa
Narrator:Now The Details Are Still A Little Hasey So Old Grampers, I Know It Must Be Hard But Can You Please Tell Us What Happened That Night With Your Grandson And His Group Of Friends
Old Man:I Watched As The Gruesome Scene Happened One Guy Was Killed Then The Next, I Tried To Warn My Grandson To Go To The Exit But He Wouldn't Listen To Me And Then, Wait, DID YOU JUST CALL ME OLD!!!!
(Cut To Credits)
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Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins
