Emmasworld

Short - Fairy Tales

Emmasworld Short - Fairy Tales

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker, Alex Wittbecker

(Cut To A Shot Of E.Gina Dressed In A Witch Costume Kicking Emma, Dylan, And Chris Out Of Her Candy House)

E.Gina:AND DON'T CUMMM BACKKKK UNTILLLL YOU LEEEETTTT MEH EAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma:Great Now, We're Gonna Have To Build Houses

Dylan:YAAAY HAMMER AND FAIL PART 4

Emma:NO, NEVER AGAIN!!!!

(Show One House And Pan Over As The Narrator Says What The Houses Were Built Out Of)

Narrator:Emma Built Her House Out Of Straw, Dylan Built His House Out Of Sticks, And Chris Built His House Out O-

(Show A Satanic House On Fire With Dead Body's Nailed To The Wall And Blood Stains Everywhere)

(Show Chris Lunge At The Screen As You Hear The Narrator Screaming)

*Show A Technical Difficulties Sign*

Narrator 2:But Deep Inside The Forest Lived A Hungry Old Man, HUNGRY FOR SEXXXXX!!!!!!!!!

Old Man:*Show The Old Man Aggressively Sniffing The Ground* EH SMELL FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Show The Old Man Run Up To Dylan's Stick House*

Old Man:LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG LET MEH INNNN!!!!

Dylan:But, I'm Not A Pi-

Old Man:NOOOOOT BAH THE BALL HAIRRRRZZZZZ OF CHINNY CHIN CHINNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Dylan:But That's My Li-

Old Man:AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Show The Old Man Break Down The Door As He Is Screaming)

*Cut To A Shot Of The Outside Of Dylan's House As You Hear Dylan Screaming*

(Show The Old Man Run Up To Emma's Stick House)

Old Man:LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME INNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma:Not My The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin

Old Man:THEN I'LL HUFF, AND I'LL PUFF, AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE!!!!

Emma:...

Old Man:...

Emma:In?

Old Man:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Cut To A Shot Of The Outside Of Emma's House As You Hear Her Screaming*

(Show The Old Man Run Up To Chris's Brick House)

Old Man:LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!!!!

Chris:No.

Old Man:PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Chris:You Can Try All You Want But You Will Never Blow Down This Brick Hou-

(Show The Old Man In A Huge Truck With A Wrecking Ball Hanging From It Driving Fast Towards His House)

(Show Chris's Eyes Literally Go Out Of His Head As He Is Screaming)

(Show Chris Slam The Door To His House And Run Inside Of It)

(Show The Wrecking Ball Truck Smash Through The House, But Midway Through The Truck Smashing Through The House The Flashback Abruptly Cuts Off)

(Show Emma Reading A Book In Chris's Room)

Emma:And That Chris, Was The Three Little Pigs.

(Show Chris In A Bed)

Chris:That Story Sucked.

Old Man:*Off Screen* EH LIKED IT!!!!

(Have The Camera Pan Over To A Bed Next To Chris And Show The Old Man In It)

Old Man:NOOOOIOUUUHHHH GIVE MEH MILK BEYATCH!!!!!

Emma:(Sighs Happily) Kids. (Happy)

(You Hear A Loud Fart)

Old Man:WAAAAAAAAAAA, EH POOPED IN MAH PANTIESSS, CHANGE MEH!!!!

Emma:(Groan) Kids. (Mad)

(Cut To Credits)