Emmasworld Season 4 Episode 4 - Things Change
WRITTEN BY: Zachary Wittbecker, Melanie Howe
(Cut To A Shot Of The Emmasworld Gang Matt, And Noah At A Park)
(Show Emma, Chris, And Noah Sitting At On A Bench Talking While Sky, And Matt On The Playground)
Emma:And Then Chris Decided To Put Children Entrails All Over The Mansion.
Chris:HEY, It Only Took Like, 600 Dollars To Pay Off The Fines.
Emma:Then We Got Inside The House, And We All Fought Over Pizza Rolls.
Chris:Yeah, That Was Great.
Emma:But Our Fighting Was Interrupted By That Old Man And E.Gina Breaking Into Our House-
Noah:Oh No.
Chris:Oh No Was Right, Then We Had To Take Off To Some Evil Movie Director's Secret Evil Lair And Then We Found Eduardo, But Then E.Gina Thought It Was A Good Idea To Start Jumping On Him.
Old Man:AND EH HELPED!!!!!
(Show Everyone Look Over Surprised To See The Old Man Right Next To The Bench With A Derpy Face)
Old Man:HEY BILLEH, MOMMEH SAID TO GET BAKKK TO DA HOUSEEE, SHE BE MAKEN DINNNNAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noah:Great, And Just When I Thought Today Couldn't Get Any Better. (Sarcastic)
Noah:Look Guys I Have To Go, K?
Emma:K.
Chris:BUT I WAS GONNA SLIT HIS THROAT WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING. (Sad)
Emma And Noah:WAIT WHAT?!?!?
Chris:But I Guess It's Fine, There's Always Next Time.
Noah:I Swear If That Guy Kills Me I'll Sue.
(Show Chris Get Creepily Close To Noah's Ear)
Chris:Dead Men Can't Sue. (Creepily Whispering In Noah's Ear)
Emma:Relax, I Took Away His Knife Privileges.
Chris:BUT NOT MY GUN ONES!!!!!
(Show Chris Pull Out A Gun And Start Shooting At Noah While He Is Running Away)
Emma:(Sigh) I Hope Matt And Dylan Aren't Being Idiots Aswell.
Sky:They Are.
Emma:Huh?
(Show Emma Look Over To See Sky Covered In Ashes And Smoke)
Emma:What Did They Do This Time.
Sky:They Blew Up The Playground And Kicked Every Kid Out.
Emma:Wonderful. (Sarcastic)
Sky:Oh That's No All, They Also Started A Cult.
Emma:WHAT?!?!?!?
(Show A Bunch Of People In Purple And Orange Robes Bowing Down To Matt And Dylan)
Cult:ALL HAIL DYLMATT, ALL HAIL DYLMATT!!!!!!!!
Matt:BY OUR NEW RULE ORDER I DECLARE, THAT FROM THIS DAY FORWARD THAT MY FACE SHALL BE CUT OFF AND PRESERVED IN ONLY THE FINEST OF WINE GLASSES!!!!!!!!
Emma:(Sigh) I Better Go See What I Can Do.
Sky:They Also Ate A Child.
Emma:Of Course They Did.
(Show Emma Walk Up To The Park And Walk Off Screen)
Chris:Damn, I Wanted To Start A Cult.
Sky:One Day Buddy, One Day.
(Show Sky Comforting Chris While Chris Is Sobbing Loudly)
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Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins