Emmasworld Short - Pets Or Pests
WRITTEN BY: Zachary Wittbecker
(Show Chris Kick The Door Open To His Room And Walk In It As A Dog On A Leash Walks In Behind Him With Ear Piercings, Dark Red Eyeliner, And A Goth Shirt)
Chris:I Love My New Dog So Much, We're Gonna Get Along Just Great
Dog:Bark
(2 Second Pause)
Chris:BARK
(2 Second Pause)
Dog:BARK BARK
Chris:BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!
Dog:BARK!!!!
Chris:BARK BARK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!
(4 Second Pause Of Chris Looking Proud Like He Made His Point)
(Show The Camera Zoom In On A Happy Chris's Face)
Dog?:WOOF WOOF BITCH!!!!!!!! *In A Familiar Old Man Voice Off Screen*
(Show Chris's Eyes Go Wide As He Slowly Looks Down To See The Old Man On All Fours Slurping Up A Dog's Tail Quickly Like Spaghetti)
Old Man:THANKS FOR THE SNACK BABE!!!!!!!!
(Show The Old Man Skamper Away On All Fours Like A Deer)
(Show Chris's Eyes Cartoonishly Wide As His Jaw Literally Extents To The Ground In Shock And He Is Slouched Over)
(Cut To Credits)
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Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins
