Emmasworld

Episode 7 - A Day Like Any Other

Emmasworld Episode 7 - A Day Like Any Other

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker, Alex Wittbecker

(Meanwhile At A School)

Speaker:There Is A Hard Lockdown, I Repeat A Hard Lock Down, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

Teacher:Okay Class, You Kids Just Sit At Your Desks And Do Whatever You Want For The Rest Of The Day.

Student 1:But Isn't There A Hard Lock Down

Teacher:That Was A Drill.

Student 1:Okay

Student 2:Mrs. Johnson May I Use The Restroom

Teacher:Sure Thing Johnny

(The Student Walks Out Of the Class Room As He's Walking Out He Hears A Click, He Turns Around To See That The Door Is Locked, The Teacher Locked The Door)

(Student 2 Starts Pounding On The Door Fast)

Student 2:LET ME IN, LET ME IN!!!!

Teacher:Anyway You Little Sh*ts Can Leave School Early.

Student:WOW MRS. JOHNSON YOUR THE BEST TEACHER EVER!!!!

Teacher:Yes I Am!!!! (insane)

(Meanwhile The Next Day In School)

Speaker:The Shooter Has Been Arrested But Sadly A Class Full Of Students Lost Their Lives, Letters Will Be Sent Home To Their Parents Explaining This Tragic News And How Mrs. Johnson Will Be Getting A Lawsuit.

(Cut To A Shot Of Mrs. Johnson Whistling And Pulling Each Of The Letters Out Of The Parents Mailboxes And Burning Them)

(Meanwhile With The Emmasworld Gang)

(Dylan Runs Inside The House Panicked)

Dylan:DID YOU HEAR THE NEW A SERIAL KILLER GOT INTO A SCHOOL AND KILLED A FEW KIDS!!!!

Emma:Yeah We Herd It.

Felix:It Was All Over The News.

Dylan:THIS IS BAD, I MUST HIDE MY CEREAL!!!!

(Emma Facepalms)

Emma:Dylan, What Do You Think A Serial Killer Is?

Dylan:OH NO MY COCO PUFFS I NEED TO HIDE THEM TOO, WHAT IF HE TAKES MY COOKIES AND CREAM!!!!

(Emma Is About To Say Something When Felix Stops Her)

(Felix Just Shakes His Head)

Dylan:MY CHOCOLATE CEREAL, I MUST HIDE IT ALL!!!!

(Dylan Then Starts Pouring All Of His Cereal Into His Mouth Savagely Eating It)

Emma:Dylan Stop Your Gonna Hurt Yourself

Chris:No Wait Let Him.

Chris:HEY DYLAN, I BET YOU CAN'T EAT ALL OF THE CEREAL IN THE HOUSE!!!!

Dylan:Oh It's On!!!!

Chris:Heh.

(Chris Then Gets Inside A Cement Mixer Full Of Cereal And Backs It Up Slowly In Front Of Dylan)

(The Cereal Starts Shoveling Into Dylan's Mouth)

(Dylan Starts Gagging)

Emma:OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!

Emma:CHRIS YOU BETTER STOP THE BULLSH#T RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA SHOVE MY HAND SO FAR UP YOUR A##

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