Emmasworld

Special Episode 3.5 - Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Immediately

Special Episode #3.5 - Revenge is a dish best served immediately

Written By: Zachary Wittbecker

(We open on E.G. with a shopping cart at the grocery store whistling happily to himself as he throws a container of "Evil Eggs" in his cart, they're like normal Eggs but they have "Evil Eggs" written on the container)

*His Cart is full of a lot of Evil Items already, Cake Mix, Milk, ect.)

(We pan out to show Dan against the shelf staring angrily at E.G. who is not too far off in the distance from the other side of the shelf)

(Dan jumps out from the shelf and points accusingly at E.G. as he screams)

Dan: AH HAH!!

(E.G. jumps in surprise)

Dan: YOU THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD NOTICE YOU PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT, WELL THINK AGAIN!! MOVE YOUR CAR AND PARK IN A NORMAL SPOT LIKE THE REST OF US!!

E.G.: YOU?! Wait, how are you even alive, I turned you to stone!!

Dan: If you think I can't chew my way out of a stone statue, you clearly don't know me!

E.G.: BUT I-

Dan: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, MOVE YOUR CAR THIS INSTANT!!

E.G.: Or you'll what.

(Dan pulls out his phone and dials a number)

E.G.: Wait, what are you doing?

Dan: Hello, is this E.G.'s mother?

(We cut to E.G.'s face as his eyes go wide and his face drains color as he grunts in horror all in the span of a second)

E.G.: NO!! NONONONONONO-

(Just then E.Gina crashed through the roof right in front of E.G. and lands on the ground in a superhero pose exactly like Iron Man as a short superhero tune plays that sounds like something out of a big hollywood superhero movie)

(Dan is seen looking on smugly as he has his arms folded)

(E.G. looks horrified)

(Just then E.Gina turns to Dan who looks surprised)

E.Gina: E.G Poo?!

Dan: What! No, I'm no-

E.Gina: YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE MISTER!!

(E.Gina drags Dan off out the front doors as he thrashes around and screams until he is completely out of site and his voice is completely faded away)

(We cut to E.G. looking smug)

E.G: Yeah, that's what I though-

(Just then New Larry lunges at E.G. from off screen with a loud monkey screech and knocks him to the ground as E.G. screams, the lunge is so powerful it causes one of E.G.'s teeth to fly out of his mouth with a comically large amount of blood for just one tooth)

(We immediatly hear ripping sounds as E.G. is out of frame as organs, body parts, and blood fly into the air all over the place and out of frame, E.G. is screaming in horror and pain)

(After a few seconds the top half of the Evil Director slides into frame)

Evil Director: Good boy!! Good New Larry!! Get that Motherfucker!!

(Cut to Credits)