Emmasworld

Episode 3 - Neighbor Madness

EMMASWORLD - Episode 3 Neighbor Madness

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker, Melanie Howe

ADITIONAL WRITING:Alex Wittbecker

(Show Dylan Building The Foundation Of A House In Emma's Backyard)

Dylan:ah all done!

Dylan:Only 2,468 More Floors To Go, I'll Be Done In No Time.

(Eduardo Naruto Runs Up To Dylan's Chocolate House And Kicks It)

Dylan:Hey I Spent All Day Building This!!!!

Eduardo:Well Now You Can Spend All Day Crying About It.

Dylan:I, I Think I Will, Waaaaaaaaaaaaah, Felix Eduardo And Emily Are Being Meany Poo Poo's

(Dylan Says This As He's Running Inside Emma's House)

Emily: HEY edSTUPO! I was supposed to do that!

Eduardo:Well I Don't Care You Stupid Old Twat

Emily:Well At Least I Don't Look Like A TumbleWeed

Eduardo:(Gasp) How Dare You Criticize My Long Family Tree Of Tumbleweeds (Offended)

(Emily's Face Goes From Proud To WTF As He Is Saying That)

(2 Second Pause)

Emily: hahaha go cry potato!

Eduardo:Dems Fightin Werdz!!!!

Emily:Oh Yeah?

Eduardo:Yeah!

Emily:Yeah?

Eduardo:Yeah!

Emily:OH YEAH!?!?!

Eduardo:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily:YEAH?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!

(2 Second Pause)

Eduardo:Yep.

Emily:Oh.

(cirs fex and dill walk up to emily *basically the jon, mark, and todd of emily*)

Cirs:Emily What Are You Doing?

Emily:SHUT UP CIRS, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MAKING THIS WIMP CRY?

Eduardo:WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!

(Eduardo And Emily Get In Each Others Faces)

Emily:YOU HEARD ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Eduardo: WELL AT LEAST-

(Eduardo Was Interrupted By The Old Man In The 1940's House)

Old Man:I HAEV BALL MEAT!!!!

(Eduardo Stops For A Second Looking Confused)

Old Man:YOU MAH BALL FAT!!!!

Eduardo:SHUT UP OLD MAN!!!!

Old Man:WHAT, DID, YOU, JUST, SAY!!!!

(The Old Man Slaps His Walker Aside)

(The Old Man Derpely Flails His Arms Around As He's Running)

Old Man:WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Eduardo:COME AT ME OLD MA-

(The Old Man Crashes Into Eduardo Before He Can Finish His Sentence Like A Gmod Ragdoll)

Eduardo:HOW IN TH-

(The Old Man Then Starts Beating The Ever Living Shit Out Of Eduardo By Derpaly Flailing His Arms Everywhere)

Old Man:YOU ATE MAH BALLS, NOW EM GONNA TAEK YOURZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Eduardo:What? (Confused)

(The Old Man Bites Down Hard On Eduardo's Balls)

Eduardo:AGHHHHHH!!!!!

(Emily Slowly Backs Away Creeped Out)

Old Man:YOU WANT SOME BITCH!?!?!?!

Emily:NO SIR I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!!!!

(The Old Man Jumps On Top Of Emily Pinning Her To The Ground)

Emily:Get Off Of Me Prune!!!!

Old Man:DID SOMEONE SAY PRUNES!?!?!?!

(The Old Man Proceeds To Rip Off Emily's Face And Violently Eats It)

(Eduardo Takes That Time To Start Running Away, But The Old Man Sees Him And Grabs Him And Starts Eating Both Of Their Faces)

(Dylan And Felix Are Watching This In Shock And Amazement From The Window)

Felix:Woah!

Dylan:Hey Felix Have You Seen Emma?

Felix:Nah, I'm Sure She Is Fine.

Dylan: you sure she hasn't been with us for an hour

Felix:I Think Chris Said Something About Taking Emma Out For Cake, Or Taking Emma To A Place To Rape.

Dylan:Sounds Like Chris.

Felix:Yep.

(Show Them Continue To Watch The Fight As The Camera Pans Out From Behind Them In A Cool Looking Shot Of Them Watching The Fight)

(Show The Camera Cut Back To The Fight)

Old Man:SUPER SAIYAN BALL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Old Man Jumps In The Air And Elbow Drops Right On Eduardo's Balls Like A WWE Wrestler)

Eduardo:GAHHHHH!!!!!

Emily:(Phew) It's A Good Thing I Don't Have Any.

(The Old Man Proceeds To Sow Balls Onto Her Off Screen, And Then He Jumps On Them)

Emily:AAGGHHHH WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLAP JACKS!!!!

Felix:This Is Just Perfect, I've Always Wanted To Know What Grandpa Porn Is

Dylan: . . . . .

Dylan:If Emma Was Fine Shouldn't She Have Told Us She Was Going Somewhere?

(Cut To A Shot Of Emma In A Dark Room)

(Chris Walks Up To Her)

Chris:Wakey, Wakey.

(Emma Then Wakes Up So Fast It Is A Jumpscare)

(Cut To Credits)