Emmasworld

Episode 6 - Just Hanging Out

Emmasworld Episode 6 - Just Hanging Out

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker

(Open With A Shot Of Eduardo's House)

Eduardo:If You Can't Pay The Rent, Then Your Out!!!!

(Eduardo Literally Kicks Jon Out Of The House

(Jon Lands On The Sidewalk Face First)

Jon:Oof

(Jon Gets Up)

(Jon Felt Confused But Then He Felt Something He Had Never Felt Before, He Was Angry)

Jon:YEAH WELL, I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID HOUSE OR YOUR STUPID EGO ASCOCIATED WITH ME, YOU NEVER EVEN LIKED ME ANYWAY, I'LL FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE!!!!

Jon:I'll Find A House

(Cut To A Shot Of Him Living On The Streets)

(The Rat Puppet Guy Emerges Out Of His Trash Can)

Rat Puppet Guy:Ello, I Heard You've Been Needing A House, Well Luckily You've Come To The Right Place, Follow Me

Jon:Umm Okay?

(Jon Followed The Rat Puppet Guy Into His Trash Can)

(Jon Was In The Sewers And He Saw A Bunch Of Houses Made Of Dead Rats)

Jon:Ummm? (scared)

Rat Puppet Guy:Go On The, Pick Which One You Like

(Jon Slowly Lays Down On His Side On A Shredded News Paper In A Rat House Only To Feel Something Touch His Back When He Turns Around He Sees The Rat Puppet Guy Hugging Him From Behind Him)

Rat Puppet Guy:How Was Work Honey?~~~~ (Whispers Creepily, Sugductively, and Sexually)

Jon:AGGGHHHH!!!!

(Jon Jumped Up From The Newspaper Out Of Fear)

Rat Puppet Guy:What's Wrong Love?

Jon:I, Ummm, I

(Jon Ran Out Of The Rat Puppet Guys Trash Can)

(The Rat Puppet Guy Was Yelling From The Trash Can)

Rat Puppet Guy:LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU COME BACK FOR ROUND 2, EVERYONE DOES!!!!!!!!

Jon:I've Gotta Find A Better House Than, (Shudders), That!!!!

(Cut To A Shot Of Jon In Front Of A Big House)

(The Door Opens)

Jon:Are You Lucy?

(Show Lucy From Crash Zoom)

Lucy:Yeah, Are You Hear About The Room For Rent

Jon:Yep.

Lucy:Okay Then, I Just Need You To Sign This Contract Stating You Won't Tell The Police Anything About What You See My Roommate Ben Doing.

(As She Says "Anything About What You See My Roommate Ben Doing." Her Eyes Go Wide And She Deadpans)

Jon:Ummm, Okay?

(Jon Signs The Contract)

(A Few Hours Later)

(Jon Was Napping On His New Bed When He Hear The Door Slam Open)

Ben:LUCY, WE'RE BACK AND WE BROUGHT AN ARMY OF MUTATED ZOMBIES WITH US!!!!

Lucy:You What?

(Ben Pulls Out An Army Of Mutated Zombies)

Lucy:OH MY GOD!!!!

Kate:It's For Our Film

Lucy:HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU BEN, NO ZOMBIES INSIDE THE HOUSE

Ben:Awww, But These Ones Are Mutated

(Ben Shoves A Mutated Zombie Head In Lucy's Face And The Foam From It's Foaming Mouth Gets On Lucy's Face)

(Lucy Wipes The Foam Off)

Lucy:Ewww?

Ben:Come On PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAASSSEEEE.

Lucy:Okay Fine, But Just Because I Know Your Gonna Do It Anyway.

Lucy:Oh There's Someone I Want You To Meet.

Lucy:JON!!!!

Jon:YES?!?!

Lucy:CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE?!?!?!?

Jon:NO U!!!!

Lucy:NO CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE?!?!?!

Jon:OKAY!!!!

(Jon Walks Downstairs)

Lucy:Jon This Is Ben.

Ben:Hi I'm Ben

Jon:H-

Ben:AND THIS IS MY ARMY OF MUTANT ZOMBIES!!!!

(Ben Shoves The Zombies Into Jons Face)

Jon:AGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

(Jon Runs Out Of The House)

Ben:Huh, I Didn't Know He Was Racist Towards Zombies.

Lucy:Yeah, That's Why He Ran.(Sarcastically)

(Jon Ran Out Of That House As Fast As He Could, What Was Wrong With Those People, Jon Needed To Find A Good House And Fast)

(But Then Jon Spotted Emma's House, Why Didn't He Think Of It Before, Her And Emma Were Good Friends)

(He Ran To The Door And Pounded On It Only For Chris To Answer)

Jon:Eduardo Kicked Me Out Of The House And I Was Wondering If I Could Live With You Guys?(sad)

Chris:Hmmmm, No.

(Chris Slammed The Door In Jon's Face)

(Emma Then Walked Up To Chris)

Emma:Who Was That At The Door?

Chris:It Was Just That Old Man Again Asking Me To Shave His Ball Hair.

Emma:Oh.

(Emma Then Walked Back To Her Living Room)

(How Could This Get Any Worse, Jon Thought)

(Then It Started Raining)

Jon:Fantastic, Fan, Hugging, Tastic!!!!

Jon:Where Am I Gonna Live Now?

(Jon Walked Into Emily's Yard, He Was Desprite)

(Emily Then Opened The Door To Her House)

Emily:Hello Whos Out Here?!

Jon:Oh No.

Emily:OH IT'S YOU

(Emily Then Shoved Jon Into The Mud)

Emily:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY YARD!!!!

Jon:I Was Wondering If I Could Live With You? (shy)

Emily:WHAT, WHY WOULD I LET YOU LIVE WITH ME, YOUR A LOSER!!!!

Jon:Ummmm, I Could Ummm

(Jon Then Grew A Grinch Smile)

Jon:I Appear To Recall You Bully Kindergarteners

(Emily's Smug Smile The Turned Into A Shocked Scared Stare)

Emily:Ummm, H, How Would Y, You Know That (Nervous)

Jon:I Have My Ways, And I Could Turn The Footage Into The Police If You Don't Let Me Live With You.

Emily:But Your A Goody Two Shoes, Why Would You Do That

Jon:I've Been Living With Eduardo Scene I Was 16 And Let Me Tell You, I've Learned Some Things From Him.

Emily:Fine Y, You Can Come In, J, Just Don't Tell Anyone

Jon:Maybe I Will, Maybe I Won't.

(Jon Walked Into Emily's House)

(Cut To Credits)