Emmasworld

Season 2 Episode 11 - High School Years

Emmasworld Season 2 Episode 11 - High School Years

WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker

ADDITIONAL WRITING: Alex Wittbecker, Damien Thomas

(Cut To A Shot Of The Old Man's House)

(Show The Old Man Sitting In His Couch Watching Static On His C.R.T. Box Tv, He Looks Really Invested In It)

Old Man: NO SALLEH!! DOEN'T FALL FOUR EHT!! HE'S NOT GUUD ENOUGH FOR YOO!!!

(The Old Man Then Looks Mad And Goes Into A Fit Of Rage)

Old Man: GRRRRR!!!! WHY DIDN'T SHE GEHT WITH DA GRANDPA!!!!

(The Old Man Then Throws The Tv Remote Through The Screen Causing It To Shatter And Spark, It Then Lights On Fire)

(You Can Hear The Sound Of A Mailbox Opening)

Old Man: *Gasp* DAT MUST BEH THE MAIL!!! *Happy*

(We See The Mailman Putting A Letter Into The Old Man's Mailbox, Just Then The Old Man Runs Out Of His House)

(Show The Old Man Start Chasing The Mailman)

(Show The Mailman Running From The Old Man)

(Show The Old Man Grab The Mailman And Eat Him Whole)

(The Old Man Then Looks Down At All Of The Mail That The Mailman Dropped)

Old Man:MAIL TIEEEEMM!!!!! *Happy*

(Show The Old Man Rip Open A Package Labeled "Time Machine")

(Show A Portal Open Up)

Old Man: WAT IZ DIS!!!!!!!!

Old Man: IZ DIS SOEM CIND OV NOU PORNO?!?!?

(The Old Man Reaches Out To Touch It But He Gets Sucked Into It)

(Have Text Show That Reads, "Ancient Rome")

(Show The Old Man Fall In The Middle Of An Arena Landing Balls First)

Old Man: OH YEAH DADDY!!!

Announce:A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED, RELEASE THE GLADIATOR!!!!

(Show A Cage Start Opening Revealing A Gladiator)

(Show The Crowd Chanting "KILL KILL KILL KILL")

(A Guy Then Walks Up To The Old Man And Hands Him A Sword)

(The Gladiator Then Charges At The Old Man)

(The Old Man Ducks And Stabs The Glatator In The Butt)

(Show The Gladiator Pull The Old Man's Sword Out Of His Butt And Throw It Across The Arena)

Gladiator:HAHA, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS SWORD!!!!

(The Old Man Then Whips Out His Ball Meat And Shapes It Like A Sword)

Old Man:BALLL MEEEAAATTT SOUPPPAAAA CUUUUT

Gladiator:WHAT, WHAT IS THIS!!!!

(The Old Man Then Starts Slicing The Gladiator With His Ball Meat Killing The Gladiator)

(The Old Man Then Continues To Stab Him Long After He Is Dead)

(The Emperor Of Rome Then Walks Up To The Old Man)

The Emperor Of Rome:Congratulations Young Warrior, You Have Bested The Undefeated Goongore, I Award You With Th-

Old Man:EHM THE NOOOOOUUUUU EMPEROR OF ROOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!