Emmasworld Episode 9 - Old Men Fiesta
WRITTEN BY:Zachary Wittbecker, Melanie Howe
ADITTIONAL WRITTING:Alex Wittbecker
(Cut To A Shot Of The Emmasworld Gang Outside On Their Front Lawn Relaxing)
(But Then There Is A Loud Noice, It's Really Loud 1940's Party Music)
Emma:What It That?
Dylan:I Don't Know But It Disturbed My Summoning Of An Evil Chocolate God That Will Kill Everyone!!!!
(Everyone Stares At Dylan Shocked)
(Eduardo Then Naruto Runs Out Of His House And Runs Up To Emma)
Eduardo:Hey Losers Keep The Racket Down!!!!
Emma:It's Not Us
(Emma Points To The 1940's House)
Eduardo:Oh No, I'm Not Gonna Try To Stop That.
Eduardo:I'M MOVING TO TIM BUCK TREE!!!!
(Eduardo Then Naruto Runs Away Scared)
Felix:Do You Guys Want To Do Something About It.
Chris:HELL NO, I MAY BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO SUMMON THREE DEMONS BUT I WOULD NEVER MESS WITH THAT OLD MAN!!!!
Emma:Three Demons, What Do You Mean Three?
Felix:I Thought You Only Summoned Two.
(Chris Then Starts Sweating Nervously)
Chris:Heh, Y, Yeah, Two, Hehe. (Nervous)
Dylan:I Don't See The Problem, The Old Man's Nice!!!!
Emma, Chris, And Felix:ARE YOU STUPID DYLAN!!!!
Dylan:I'm Gonna Go Over There.
(Dylan Walks Over To The Old Man's House And Knocks On The Door While Emma, Chris, And Felix Look Very Scared For Dylan)
(The Old Man Then Answers The Door In A Cyan Skinny Bikini While There Is A Party In The Background Showing More Crazy Old Men In Skinny Bikinis Doing Sexual Dances, There Is Even One On A Stipper Pole While Other Old Men In Skinny Bikinis Are Throwing Money At Him)
Old Man:WHAT DO YOU WANT CHOCOLATE BILLEH!?!?!?!
Dylan:Excuse Me But Could You Please Keep The Music Down? (Shyly Quiet)
Old Man:WHAT?!
Dylan:I SAID CAN YOU KEEP THE MUSIC DOWN!!!!
Old Man:WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!
Dylan:CAN, YOU, KEEP, THE, MU-
(Before Dylan Can Finish His Sentence The Old Man Drops A Prune)
Old Man:Oh No, Mah Prunes, I Better Bend Down And Get It!!!!~~~~ *The Last Part Is Said In A Sexual Sugductive Voice*
(The Old Man Bends Down Shoveing His Butt Right Into Dylan's Face While Dylan Is Wide Eyed)
(Dylan Silently Screams)
(Felix Looks Like He's About To Barf While Emma Is Covering Her Eyes And Chris Is Literally Drenching His Eyes In Bleach Wide Eyed Causing Them To Light On Fire)
Old Man:YOU LIEK WAT YOU SEEH!?!?!?!?!~~~~ (Sexual, Sugductive Tone)
(Dylan Then Shoves The Old Man To The Ground)
Old Man:Ow, My Vagina!!!!
(All Of The Old Men Get Angry And Look At Dylan Angrily And Start Chasing Him)
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Emmasworld
HumorA group of friends go on wacky adventures! Featuring a chocolate obsessed idiot, a batshit insane Satanist, a quiet guy with a dark past, a crazy old man, and one normal person trying to hold it all together. Cover Art by: Andy Mufins