Emmasworld

Season 2 Episode 2 - Hammer And Fail (Part 3)

Emmasworld Season 2 Episode 2 - Hammer And Fail Part 3

WRITTEN BY: Zachary Wittbecker, Melanie Howe

(Cut To A Shot Of Them At The Emmasworld House)

(Show Emma Holding A Pile Of Money And Show Dylan In The Pile Of Money Making Snow Angels And Swimming In It)

Emma:So, Now That We Got All Of This Money What Are We Gonna Do With It, And DYLAN GET OUT OF THE MONEY!!!!

Dylan:NEVER!!!!

(Dylan Dives Into The Money Out Of Emma's View)

Emma:NEXT TIME DYLAN, NEXT TIME!!!!

(Show Edd Walking Up To Emma)

Edd:So Now That We Are Living With You Guys We Might As Well Use That Money To Build A Bigger House

Emma:Not All Of It Of Cour-

Edd:ALL OF IT!!!!! (Show The Camera Tint Red As It Zooms In On Edd's Face)

Emma:NO!!!!

Edd:Fine.

(Show Tom Walking Up To Emma And Edd)

Felix: anyywayyy..

Tom:Should I Start The Music?

(Show Tord Walking Up To Tom)

Tord:What Mu-

(Have Tord Get Cut Off By The Montage)

(Show An Obligatory Building Montage With The Hammer And Fail Obligatory Building Montage Music Playing)

(Show Them Failing To Build The House In The Montage In Hilarious Ways)

(Show Chris Drowning Dylan In Cement)

(Show Felix Smashing The Windows Of The House With A Hammer)

(Show Emma Take A Bite Out Of The House)

(Show Edd Chainsawing Part Of The Roof Off)

(Show Dylan And Matt Jumping On The Ground With Jack hammers Smashing Through It)

(Show Chris just smashing all their belongings with a cinderblock)

(The Montage Stops)

Emma:CHRIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!

Chris:Don't Worry We're Ritch, We Can Just Replace All Of Our Stuff With Children Remains.

Emma:Oh Okay, WAIT WHA-

(The Montage Continues Interrupting Emma)

(Show Edd And Tom Playing Tennis With Ringo, Using Him As A Birdie, Batting Him Back And Forth, And Ringo Meowing)

(Show Tord Throwing Grenades At Dylan And Dylan Dodging The Grenades Causing Them To Blow Up Parts Of The House)

(Show everyone having a derpy face)

(End Montage)

Tom:Well Clearly This Isn't Working.

Edd:Hmmm, I Have An Idea.

(Edd Pulls Out His Phone And The Phone Book)

Edd:Hello Uhhh Insta-Roof

Edd:Uhh Yeah, Yeah It's Me Again, You Remember Where We Are?

Edd:Yeah, I Would Like The Pro Version, Yeah The Mansion, Yeah I Know, No I'm Not A Peasant, I'm Rich Now, Yes I Have Spirit Insurance, CAN YOU JUST DELIVER THE BLOODY MANSION ALREADY!!!!

(Everyone Stares At Edd Kind Of Shocked)

(Edd Stares At Them For A Second)

Edd:What?