Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

A Night with Tobe

(DARREN POV)

We get to Sooga Village! The ninja man leads me to a big red building. We walk up to the door and he throws ninja stars all around the door, making the door fall with a big BOOM! Debri and dust goes everywhere as he runs in, and I follow.

We walk into a big ass restaurant looking room, "Ohhhh.."

"You know how to cook?' The ninja looks at me,

"I-I dont think so.." I scratch the back of my head,

"Ugh.. ok.." He groans and opens the back doors into the kitchen.

(Time skip, they're sitting at a table in the main room eating dumplings.)

"Actually.. I don't think we introduced ourselves have we?" I eat my dumplings,

The ninja glances at me and glances away as he eats his dumplings.

"Uh.. I-I'm Darren." I set my chopsticks down and hold out my hand, he looks at me and his eyes widen.

He takes it and shakes it, looking away, "..Tobe.."

"Tobe? Thats a nice name!" I try to be nice and lets go of his hand, "Nice to meet ya man."

He stays silent and continues to eat his dumplings. I continue to eat mine as well. I then just have an amazing idea and I smirk.

"Hmmm Tob, is there anywhere around here with like.. Speakers?" I look at him,

"The Police Station.." He hesitates and eats another dumpling,

"The Police Station? Lets go there after this." I eat my last dumpling and push the bowl back,

"Why??" Tobe looks at me cringing,

"You'll see!" I smirk and do finger guns at him, he then rolls his eyes.

I then realize I still have the mask on.. "I wonder what else this thing can do–" I then turn one of the knobs on it and I turn into a giant blue demon tiger. "OH FUCK YEAHH!!"

Tobe rolls his eyes again as he eats the last of his dumplings.

"Alright, I'm done." He gets up, "Lets go."

He runs off, and I run after him, "Hell yeahh!!"

We hop from building to building, looking for the police station, until we found it!

"Uh.. Do you know where they control the speakers in there?" I turn to ask him,

"Hell no," Tobe nods, "I've only been in a cell, and in the hallway."

"Oh.. thats ok" I say, while I start fiddling with the mask's nob, "Maybe we'll figure it ou–"

I then turn invisible, and I try to touch Tobe's shoulder, but my hand goes right through. I quickly turn the nob back, so I'm a tiger again.

"OH MY GOD. TOBE." I grab his shoulders and look at him, "WE CAN NOCLIP!!"

"What???" Tobe cringes in confusion,

"CMON!! LETS GO!!!" I pick him up and we both turn invisible. We jump through the police station and end up in the hallway. I see a police man sleeping in a chair across from me, and a ton of cells with some people in it around us. I walk over and grab the keys on a coat rack. Fucking Insane Clown Posse behind one of the cells notices this, "Oh my god. Oh my god... Chief!! Chief its a Ghost!!"

Some girl looks at him, "Clown what the fuck are you talking abo–"

I spin the keys.

All three of the Insane Clown Posse members stare in fear of the spinning keys, the keys are then flung into their cell.

Clown gasps, "YAY WERE FREEEE!!"

I stare in awe with my jaw dropped as Chief picks up the keys. I then run and run up some stairs as ICP unlock themselves out of the cell.

I run up the steps with Tobe on my shoulder, I open each of the doors thats not a cell, looking for the control room. Until I find it!

I walk in and close the door, locking it behind me. I set Tobe down and he goes visible. I look over at the control counter and see 2 microphones, the right one's a building one, and the left ones a town one. I get my phone, a random Bluetooth speaker I happened to have, and the microphone. When the song on my speaker starts, I turn on the mic. Ipod Shuffle Mix 2009 by 1800 Pain starts playing. You can hear...

"SHOT MY CHOPPA AT EVERY BOY IN THE YARD

MY GUN IS BETTER THAN YOURS

MY AIM IS BETTER THAN YOURS

I'LL SHOOT YOU, AND YOU CANNOT DODGE"

..all throughout the town. Every single light in the village immediately turns on and I laugh my ass off. Tobe looks over at the door, and I do too, and we both see the Police man banging the door, "OPEN UP!! THE CONTROL ROOM IS OFF LIMITS!! ..Over." The music is so loud, we can barely hear the police man.

Anyways, we open the fuck up. I turn into a tiger and break the door open! The door goes flying, and with Tobe on my back, I crash out of the Police Station. I land, and turn to go back to Tobe's place.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH" I cackle, running through the village. Some people come out of their houses and see the ninja man riding on me, some cackling maniac tiger.

I then see a Ninja man with some girl all up on him. He's resisting the girl, but then they both stop and stare at me and Tobe with visible confusion.

"LOOK GARU!!" Tobe stands up on me,"I HAVE A TIGER!! I'M RICH AS FUCK!! WHERE'S YOUR TIGER, PEASANT!?!??!?!?"

I didn't see the two after that, but I'd imagine their pretty fuckin confused, like imagine if you seen your friend riding on a cackling tiger, and then call you a peasant. You would be confused too wouldn't you?

Anyways, we finally get back to Tobe's place. The ninja gets off my back and I turn back into my rat self.

"Oh my GOD that was awesome!!" Tobe shouts,

"DAMN RIGHT BRO EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE" I laugh, taking my mask off and leaving it around my neck,

"Alright whelp. That was fun." He says, going in the house, "Bye."

"Uh- Bye!" I wave at him, "Goodnight!"

I then look over and see police lights, and quickly take my mask off and put it in my pocket, knowing that the tiger I was transformed into looked like my mask. The police man then came up to me on the porch.

"Sir, there was just a tiger running. You have any idea where it went? Over."

"Uh- yeah.. It went over that way.." I pointed away from the house, towards the back of the house and at some bamboo trees.

The police Man nods and goes in the house and bangs this drum thing. Some guys in there appear out of hammocks, and Tobe looks back at the police man, "AWW SHI–"

"Tobe, you are under arrest for destruction of property. Over."

The police man hand cuffs Tobe and takes the grumbling ninja to the car.

"WHEN I BREAK OUT OF JAIL I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP YOU DAMN RAT!!" Tobe screams at me,

"Uh huh. We'll see about that." I tell him.

As the cop car drives away, I look inside the house. I see posters of a certain ninja up on the wall. They are very well drawn, but they have X's over them. They kind of look like the Ninja that the girl was on. I then see the other ninja men staring at me. "What are you looking at?" One of them says to me,

I shrug, and I walk off.