Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Beef

(DARREN POV)

Next morning, I walk into town. I see the door on the restaurant me and Tobe broke into last night is somewhat repaired, I can see where they glued the door on but whatever. It's still a door. I walk in the roomy area and I overhear a certain table...

"Ching did you hear about what happened last night????" The guy at the table asked, "Tobe's so rich he bought a TIGER! Well.. thats what Pucca said.."

"Oh I definitely heard it!" The girl laughs, "Maybe he used his tiger to break in here! Hmm.. why would he break in HERE tho?"

"I dunno.. But if I see him or his tiger.." The man rips his shirt off and screams, "HUUUAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

'Wtf..' I think, cringing at the man, "I'm GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!" the man yelled, doing some weird pose,

The girl laughs as I see their bowls fly over to them. I look over and see the girl from last night serving everyone's noodles. She deadass just threw everyone's bowls to their tables, all at the same time. Thats quick service if I've seen any!

Anyways, I wave her over and she runs over to me. "Can I have a takeout order?" She smiles and nods, pulls out a clipboard and asks me if I figured out my order.

"Uh.."I look over at other tables and sees that everyone mostly just has noodles, "I-I'll have noodles. Doesn't matter what kind,"

She nods and runs back to the kitchen.

(Time skip! The rat man is now sitting on some ledge eating his noodles)

As I sit here with my noodles, I notice some people pointing and staring at me. Huh. Maybe they just haven't seen an anthro rat before..

I then see some girls walk up to me. "HEY JENNY. JENNY LOOK! ITS A BIG FUCKIN RAT!!" one of em say before they all burst out into laughter.

I stare at them blankly as I continue to eat my noodles.

"I bet you just came out of the sewer you little Asswipe!" Another girl says, before they all laugh again,

"Damn sorry I'm not all Mr. Clean or anything." I smirk at them ,staring into one of the girl's eyes,

"...What?" One of them says, before–

"HUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" We look over and see the man from the table earlier ripping another shirt off, falling back down to the ground and landing in style. The girls look at eachother.

"AND NOW!! I will break as many boards as possible with my hands as it's being fired from some..machine.." He points at a machine holding so much wood, it looks like it's almost gonna fall over. Some Eminem lookin guy is next to it and he turns it on. Planks of wood then fly right at the man, as he breaks all of them with his fists. He is going just as fast as the wood is shooting out at him.I look over at his friend, Ching, cheering him on. I look over at the girls, are they impressed, probably not. They dont look like it. Am I? ...Possibly.

A wood plank then hits him right in the forehead. The hit was so powerful, he crashes into the wall right behind him. He then falls over onto the ground and the girls all laugh at him.

"Ugh.. This guys cringe." One of the girls say,

"Yeah c'mon let's go somewhere else!" Another girl says before they all leave. I continue to eat my noodles.

"I think they liked it!" the man says,

Ching laughs, "I think someone else liked it too!"

Ching looks at me, and I look away, pretending I didn't see any of it.

"A RAT???" the man looks at me slurping the rest of my noodles, "Thats not a girl!"

He walks up to me, "Uh, yeah I am."

"BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH," He laughs at me, "Your pretty weird looking for being a girl!"

He looks at my bowl, "Heh.. y'know, that's a pretty big bowl for a rat!"

I almost break my chopsticks from squeezing too hard out of anger and set them and my bowl aside. I look at him, "I eat what I want. Also at least I'm not an arrogant bitch."

"Arrogant?? Well at least I'm cool right!?" The guy says, holding himself in some proud stance,

"Listen, I don't know who you are to tell me THIS bullshit, but its annoying," At this point I'm irritated. I stand up, being taller than him.

"Well I'm Abyo, And I'm not– Oh hey Garu!"

I look over and see a ninja just as tall as Abyo. This man's wearing all black, red, and he got pigtails.

"Uh- hi.." I wave at Garu, he waves back.

Suddenly, I see him look and fear is then plastered all over his face. I look where he's looking and see the girl running towards us, next thing I know, Garu is like 30 feet away from us, and is running. The girl is chasing after the ninja, just as fast as he's going, if not faster. The girl pounces on him and starts kissing him, while Garu tries to resist everything.

"Does this... usually happen orrr?" I ask,

"Oh yeah, Pucca sure loves Garu" Ching smiles,

"Heh.. I see that," I say as Abyo walks away,

"Also sorry for the fight earlier!" Ching scratches the back of her head, "We never seen a giant talking rat before,"

"Oh its ok I get it" I tell her.