Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

He ate them.

(TOBE POV)

Yeah.. this is getting boring. We've been out here for hours. And frankly, I'm about to get my hands on that pigtailed ninja and fuck him up. But first... I gotta get my clothes back. That damn rat has my clothes.

I sneak away from my ninjas to try and find Darren, but I somehow find him and the rest of Garu's bitch friends in the crowd.

"Darren where'd you put my clothes?" I ask him,

He looks at me, "I ate them."

"You WHAT!?!?!?"

"Yeah sorry man! I was hungry,"

"GODDAMNIT YOU!!!" I yell at him, I run at him and he runs away from me. I hope I fucking catch him. I will tear open that rat's fucking stomach if I have to.

The rat climbs up some game building, and I try to chase after him with my sword. I stab the building with my swo-- OH WAIT. I CANT. IT'S FUCKING RUBBER. THE GODDAMN SWORD IS BENDING!! Fuck it. I throw the "sword" down. I can't go after him but I know who can....

I climb over the game counter and grab the mic, "NINJAS, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!"

Here comes my minions! They look at me. Garu's friends are fucking talking to Garu about something, I don't care. All I see is red, and my ninjas. I get up on that counter.

"GET THAT FUCKING RAT!!" I point up, where the rat is. On the roof. My minions go after him!

(3RD PERSON POV)

The ninjas go after Darren! Darren sees this and runs away, jumping from building to building, going "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!" along the way! The ninjas still follow him of course. Garu and his friends see this.

"Should we help Darren?? He's in trouble!" Ching turns to them,

"Your thinking about helping the rat that tried to gaslight me into thinking she's not a girl???" Abyo cringes at Ching,

"But he's not! He's our friend!" She turns to Garu, "Should we help him Garu??"

Garu nods, and runs off, chasing the ninjas and the rat.

"Cmon!!" The chicken girl brings out her swords and follows Garu. So does Abyo and Pucca. The chase goes on for a while but then Some ninjas block Darren's way, causing Darren to stop, but then he falls down off of the building into an alleyway! Ching notices this and walks up to Darren,

"Omg are you ok!? That was a big fall!" She helps him up,

Darren sees as ninjas surround them.

"You know what..." Darren pulls out a brick and chucks it at a ninja, knocking him out.

"Get Ready!!" Darren says, pulling out more bricks,

The ninjas jump all at once at the two, the two duck and bolt, as the ninjas headbutt each other. Ching, at the other end of the alleyway, jumps onto the ninjas and runs off.

Meanwhile, Abyo rips his shirt off and faces the ninjas surrounding him. He does nunchuck moves and the ninjas charge at him! The shirtless man kicks, punches, strikes with his nunchucks, all knocking them out. More ninjas come at him, but a couple have swords. He then throws a huge ass cactus at them! One then comes up behind and chokes him! Causing Abyo to body slam him and punch the shit out of him. 

But then.. everyone looks up. The same van from earlier comes flying above Abyo, with none other then Darren surfing on it! The van then crashes into a crowd of ninjas. More of them run over to the rat, who then turns into a water dragon and throws a smoke bomb down, covering the area in smoke and blinding the nearby ninjas. Darren then flies up and shoots boiling water at the ninjas! 

Pucca then comes around and pushes the water out of the way, turning it into a tsunami and letting it trail over to the other side of the road, hitting a ton of ninjas and showing them down! Garu leaps onto a fence before it hits him, and ninjas follow him. Garu jumps up and clones himself! There are now 13 clones of him, and they are all fighting the ninjas!

Darren then hands Pucca a great white shark, "Pucca here!"

Pucca takes the shark and looks at the rat confusingly, 

"Use that to fuck them up" Darren points at the ninjas, 

Pucca then smiles and throws the shark at the ninjas. The shark then shoots radiation beams at them! Garu runs from this and Abyo looks over.

"WHERE THE HELL DID THE SHARK COME FROM???" He shouts, 

Darren shrugs, "I dunno man.."

The rat then sees a ton of ninjas behind him, "ABYO LOOK OUT!!"

Abyo turns around at them, they then throw ninja stars, and Abyo dodges, running off. Darren chases after him with a vaporizer. 

"HERE!!" Darren hands him the gun, "USE THIS TO FUCK THEM UP!!" 

Abyo stops, looks at it confusingly and sees the ninjas running up on him. He quickly starts to shoot them, and they dissapear! "Woahhhhh!!"

Abyo starts vaporizing the ninjas, Tobe sees this, "MY NINJAS!!" He then grabs a Plushy canon from under the counter and shoots plushies to distract him, and it does distract him! Abyo is now shooting plushies and ninjas. A couple ninjas come up behind him, but Ching slashes at them! She runs over, striking every ninja she goes near, and Garu does the same. After Garu throws a ninja at the others, he nears Ching and they are now both being chased by ninjas. Darren turns into a Rhino and jumps onto the ninjas, crushing them! He throws around ninjas who managed to get on his face. 

But then... a tornado forms. It starts to suck up all the ninjas. After sucking up all the ninjas, it spits them all out, up into the air!! And like Team Rocket, they are fuckin gone. Off to space they go!The tornado stops and appears to just be Pucca spinning around. She looks at Garu and giggles.

"M-MY NINJAS!!!" Tobe exclaims, running up to the scene,

"Listen man.. you'll get your clothes back soon. Don't worry." Darren smirks at him,

"You know what Darren. You win this time." he says, walking away, "But next time, your fucking DONE!"

"Uhhh huh. We'll see about that," the smug rat says as he watches his "bestie" walk away.