Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Off To Paris!

(DARREN POV)

After roll call, we all head in the bus. Or.. we are all heading in right now. I mean hey, I least I got everyone's names now so that y'all don't get confused. Lemme give ya a rundown of who everyone is (just the people I don't know).

Panty = the blonde "500 year old angel" bitch from last chapter

Rook = a girl with short brown hair

Moony = The moon from last chapter

Olaf = Anteater guy

Donna = the hyena girl

Dan = Scrawny short grumpy guy

Blitzle = the zebra

Tiff = a yellow goblin

Venom = the tall ass wolf from the last chapter

Oh, and appearanly Ring Ring is riding with us. Why? Were going to PARIS. Of course she's riding with us.

Anyways, a couple of Tobe's ninjas walk in. Tobe walks in after them, but then–

PYOOM!! PYOOM!!

Grey has a fucking vaporizer and he vaporized my bestie's ninjas.

"I told you to come ALONE." Grey glared at him, "Now.. do you want to come alone or do you want to perish?"

Tobe sighed angrily, "Fine."

"You two!" He turned back at his other ninjas, "Stay here. I'll go on this journey alone."

The ninja walked up on the bus and sat his angry ass down.

"Heheheahahahahaha!!" Tobe chuckled to himself, obviously out loud, cuz i can hear him, "I might be alone, but that won't stop me. Garu will soon meet his demise!"

"Can you shut the fuck up while I solve this crossword puzzle?" Panty shouts at Tobe, holding a book. As Tobe was grumbling to himself, I sit up, "HIII TOBEEEEEE!!"

"Jesus Christ.." Tobe facepalmed, "What do you want?"

"When we get to Paris I'm gonna turn you into a material girl!!!" I squeal,

"Oh that's bullshit! He can't be a material girl!! You know why, rat?" Ring Ring buts in,

"Huh?" I turn to her,

"Cuz I'm the ONLY Material girl!!!" Ring Ring smiles, putting her hand on her chest,

"No your not!" I tell her, "I'm a material girl too!!"

"You can't be one Darren!!" Ring told me, "Your a RAT!!"

"Of course he can, Ring Ring!" Ching chimed in, "He might be a rat but that doesn't mean anything!"

"Ugh.." Pronouns scoffed, "What do you know peasant.."

Suddenly, Garu runs up on the bus! He sits down on the seat in front of me, right next to Sonic, the sleeping hedgehog. Pucca tries to run up, but then Grey puts his hand up, "Hold on girl, get off."

Pucca walks back down off the bus and he floors it!  He even closes the bus doors. Off to Paris we go!

Although Pucca is still running after us,, until she stops and looks back at Goh-Rong.. Heh, she probably has to deliver food or something.