Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Meeting God

(DARREN POV)

It's probably been 3 hours since I ate the edibles. Let's just say Walter White was right; I'm fucking flying. 

I look over at Garu to see if he woke up yet; nope. He's still out. I hope he's enjoying it like I am right now.. hope he's dreaming about nice things. I lay down and I hear my brain doing brain noises. Like it's some weird core or something. What if we all just had a main core in our brain?

Anyways.. back to the Garu thing. He look sleepy. I kinda wonder what Garu's dreaming about right now. It could be literally anything. Sometimes I wonder what my friends dreams are like in general. Like if you kinda think about it.. Dreams are like a window into someone's soul. They reveal so much about who you are and what they value. When you listen to your friends talk about their dreams, you start to understand them on a deeper level.  You see their passions, their fears, their desires, it goes deep. 

I see a bird shadow on the ceiling. But suddenly.. 

"Darren!! Hey!! Darren!!"

I hear a voice and look up. I see a cloud portal in front of me and a blurry shadowy rat figure in front of me. 

"Darren it's me!! Your creator!!" This voice sounds exactly like mine...

"Jesus is that you??" I say looking at the portal, 

"Wh-?! No?? I'm not Jesus.. I'm just a rat." They say, 

"Oh. Never mind then." I lay back down, my core brain going BRRRRRR..

"Wait Listen!! I am your creator tho!!" They tell me, "I remember when you lived in Wisconsim and Ja--"

"Wait WHAT???" I sit up and look at it, "Ok! Ok! I'm sorry..."

"Nah don't apologize it's fine." They tell me, "I know it's confusing."

"So, if you're my creator, why was I put here?" I ask them, 

"Ok I'll be honest." They start to explain, "I just wanted a cute little mischevious little guy to be in Sooga. When I first seen you, I knew exactly what to do with you."

"Uh-huh.." I tell them, "So will I ever be able to leave here orrr?"

"Nope! You live here." They tell me, "That's it."

"Oh."

"Wait! Actually, not really. If you complete this huge side quest for me you will be able to visit in other worlds!" They tell me, "Not live there, you live here. But it's still something, you get to see how the other worlds are like!"

"Side quest!?" I smile, I've always wanted to do big side quests! "Tell me more!"

"Ok, so basically, I want you to figure out how to make Tobe confess his feelings to Garu. OH, and make them kiss." They explain, "This is a Garu x Tobe fanfic after all,"

"Yeah I.. guess you're right-" I look down, "But uh.. that's gonna be hard work. It'll probably take a while.."

"Don't worry! I have something planned," They say, "And my dimensional friends will make DAMN WELL SURE that Pucca doesn't get involved!"

"Uh..ok.." I tell them, 

"Oh. One more thing Darren," They tell me, "It's she. Not they. Refer to me in this story as she."

"Ok.." I tell her... I guess she really is my creator if she's calling me out for using the wrong pronouns..

"Thanks man!" She wags her blurry rat tail, "Aight I gotta go. I think I hear Tobe coming..."

"Ah shit!! Tobe!!" Fuck. 

"Heh, you forgot about Tobe huh?" She says as the clouds and her fade, 

"Yeah!" I tell her, grabbing my phone, 

"Whelp, ya better call Pucca quick!"

"Doing that."

The clouds and the portal then fades. I dial the number to Goh Rong and it rings. 

"Hello this is Goh Rong!"

"Hey hand the phone to Pucca right now this is important," I tell the man, 

"PUCCAAAAA!!"

....

I hear Pucca grab the phone, 

"Come quick I hear Tobe coming up to the porch." I whisper into the phone, 

"Hm!"

She hangs up the phone and Tobe opens the door,  "MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH- Oh."

.. 

"Hiiii Tobeeee," I smile at him, 

"Did he.. Did you show up with him like that?"

"No I gave him an edible."

Tobe looks at me.

"I'm waking his ass up." He walks over to the passed out ninja, and grabs him up. 

"GARU WAKE THE FUCK UP!!" He screams, shaking him, "WAKE UP YOU BITCH!!"

Tobe starts slapping Garu. He throws him down and splashes water on him, which wakes him up. Mans looks startled shitless. He looks at Tobe pulling out his sword, "I'M GONNA LIGHT YO ASS UP GARU!!!"

Oh boy, there's Pucca outside on her moped. She just pulled up. Tobe bouta get clapped, he looks over at Pucca and drops his angry expression and his sword. Pucca gets off her moped and bolts at Tobe, and Tobe runs to me. Pucca is way to fast for him so she catches up immediately. She grabs him up and throws him out, he crashes through many bamboo trees and into one of them. The rest of us get up and walk onto the porch, but Pucca runs over to him, grabs a bamboo tree and..

THWACK!!

Into orbit he goes! Was I laughing this entire time? Yeah. Pucca is so OP it's kinda funny. 

All this laughing got me to my knees! And Pucca notices this. She runs over to Garu tripping balls and kisses him. I get up, still laughing and walk over to the two and I get in between them. 

"Heheheheh.." I smile, my core brain still going BRRRRRR as I put my arm around them both, "I love you guys!"