Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

California Girls, We're Unforgettable~

(DARREN POV)

I open my eyes and wake up, I see the sun shining through the windows outside, and a bright yellow hue covering the whole room. It is indeed morning!

I sit up and look over where Garu was; mans is gone. His bed's gone too. But I do hear a certain song playing outside...

"CALIFORNIA GIRLS, WERE UNFORGETTABLE

DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP.

SUN KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE-"

I get up and look out the window to see Garu dancing around a bonfire, listening to California Gurls. Mio is dancing along to is as well. They both look very happy, which I don't blame them, cuz that song is pretty good, BUT this was kinda unexpected to wake up to.

But then, he sees me! He runs over to his stereo thing and turns it off immediately. I don't think he wanted my to see that but oh well!

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" I burst out laughing, he gives me a dirty look and BLUSHES and then sits down near the fire, holding a stick over the fire.

"Hey man whachya doin?" I climb out of the window and sit on one of the logs near the fire, close to Garu who is trying his best to avoid looking at me. I then notice the stick he's holding has a steak on the end of it. As it's being roasted, I smell the usual burnt steak smell, "Man that smells good..."

Garu doesn't do anything. He just sits there with the same dirty expression on his face as he cooks his steak.

Ohh no.. he got offended by me laughing huh.... I was laughing because his reaction to seeing me was funny, not cuz of the song. I scoot closer to him.

"Listen man.. There's nothin wrong with liking a certain music. I mean hey, I have a pretty weird music taste, that songs pretty tame compared to the shit I listen to!" I laugh, "Heh.. anyways.. I'm sorry if I offended you man. I wasn't trying to, I just thought you panicking over a harmless song was.. kinda funny."

.. I then notice Garu staring at me. He then gets up, and walks away into his house.

Oh god... Oh god... Oh God Oh god oh god oh god.... D-does he hate me now??? He just walked away, did that mean something bad???? What do I do!? I guess it's time I plan my escape... this is a fuckin island right??

I then see a familiar hand give me a stick, with another steak on it. I look up and it's Garu! Oh thank God.. he smiles, then sits back down. I wag my tail and smile, almost tearing up from relief as we both hold our steaks over the fire.

(TIME SKIP, THEY'RE EATING THEIR STEAKS)

Pretty good steak. Not the best but still ok. We continue to eat our steaks but then we hear one of the bushes shake. We both turn around at it, but Garu gets up, facing it.

None other than Tobe pops out of the bushes! Garu brings out his sword.

"Nono, I'm not here for you.." Tobe looks at Garu, and then at me, "I'm here for someone else.."

"Oh damn hey bitch ya here to join us for the food?" I stand up, smirk and cross my arms, I like sass talkin this man.

"No I'm here to fuck you up!" Tobe growls, "Do you understand Darren???? Are you stupid???"

"No, are you stupid??" I widen me eyes at him and smile bigger,

"ARRIGHT THAT DOES IT!!" Tobe brings out his swords and charges at me, I jump over and dodge. I run from Tobe as he runs at me. This goes on for a while but then-

CRASH!

A plate was thrown? I turn around at the scene and see a broken plate, with tons of shards near Tobe, and Garu just 10 feet away from him, glaring at the blue ninja.

"Grrr.." Tobe runs as him and tries to slash him with his swords, Garu jumps back, taking out his sword. When Tobe tries to slash, Garu catches with his sword. Tobe then kicks Garu in the balls. Garu crouches in pain and Tobe grabs him up, choking him.

"This is fucking LOW of you Garu." Tobe says, "Why are you friends with a RAT???"

...excuse me?? Did this man just insult my ENTIRE species???? Fuck it. I turn into a tiger, run over and smack the man away. The blue ninja crashes into a bamboo tree.

"How DARE you insult my race!!" I roar,

"NINJAS!!" Tobe yells, I look around and a ton of ninjas pop out behind the bamboo trees surrounding us. Ok what the fuck. Tobe then points at me, "ATTACK!!"

The ninjas all charge at me. Fuck that. I run from them but some jump in front of me. They all jump on me, and start beating the shit out of me. I'm not taking this shit. I turn into a mole and dig away, under a rock, and out away from the ninjas. Most of the ninjas try to follow me down the hole, so I turn back into a tiger, run over, and jump on the rock, that crushes them! Some more ninjas try to grab me, so I turn into a crane and fly off. They try to shoot at me with their ninja stars, but they didn't shoot me! They shot the bamboo behind me. Next thing I know, their on it, hopping from tree to tree after me. I look behind me and see the bamboo trees that were struck by stars falling (probably cuz the ninjas decided it would be a good idea to climb onto them).

I look over and see Garu and Tobe fighting. So,,, they are enemies? I wonder why Tobe HATES Garu.. Actually, if he hates Garu, WHY DOES HE HAVE DRAWINGS OF HIM ON HIS WALL???

The ninjas then jump on me! I start to fall, I turn into a tiger, and land. I then turn into a porcupine and shoot the couple of ninjas that were on me, they go flying. I then turn into the bull and throw off the couple ninjas that were ontop of my front side. I look around me, ninjas are everywhere. I hope they not dead.. I hope I didn't kill anyone.

Idk. I look at Garu and Tobe fighting. That man (Garu) is beating the absolute FUCK out of Tobe. FUCKING. SLAY.

Tobe is flung to one of his fainted ninjas. He looks back at all of them and I turn into a orangutan and walk over to him.

"M-MY NINJAS!!" Tobe shouts, and turns to me, a smirking monkey, "T-THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!!"

I grab him and throw him up in the air like he's a baseball. I then grab a log, and I bat him into orbit!! Lol fuck that guy.

Whelp, he's gone. ...But what about his ninjas that are everywhere? Lets see.. I turn the nob onto my mask and tornados appear on my hands. "Woahhh.."

Garu looks at me confusingly as I hold out my hands and blow. Tornados appear and swipe all the ninjas away!! I make then noclip through the bamboo as they trail on, until they out of sight.

I turn to Garu, "Whelp that was fun,"

I turn back into a rat, walk over to his stereo and turn his song on. I sit down.. isn't there a dance to this song already? I stand up, "Wait how does that dance go??"

Ahh I remember! I dance exactly like in the vid above. I look at Garu, and he smiles. He starts to dance along with me.