Only a day have passed, and nearly everything has calmed down. Just another morning on the campground. Venom is having some technicians come over from club city to fix the portal gun, AND the bus, while also hosting yet again ANOTHER barbeque.
Despite the clear change, this is just another morning for Garu. He comes out of his tent and sets some cat food down for Mio. He sits next to his cat and meditates.
Suddenly.. Dark grey clouds cast over the colorful sky, making the ground more dull looking. The winds become aggressive and hostile, and Mio is blown away. Garu opens his eyes and notices, he runs towards his cat, who is hanging on a tent with his claws, desperate to not be blown away. A familiar shape-made figure stands behind the tent...
"HAHA!! GARU! WE MEET AGAIN!!" His voice booms across the camp, grabbing the attention of many people. Garu just grabs his cat and holds Mio in his arms. He stares at the figure.
"It is I. The KING! You are THE ONE WHO TOOK MY LAND!!" The figure points at Garu, who just eyerolls.
"And because you took be land.. we must FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!" The King shakes his fist in the air and puffs up at Garu. The red ninja takes out his sword ready to fight, the king shoots triangles at him and he dodges them. The ninja duplicates and bolts at the king, ready to stab all of his eyes. Suddenly, the king forms a forcefield ball around him, it immediately explodes! Making all the clones fade and Garu go flying into a tent.
"Hey Garu, I don't know if you know this, you probably don't," The King goes on, "But I also merged with this.. powerful dog demon."
The king then holds out his hand, showing a hologram of Nodle, "I'm basically invincible now!! You can't beat me!!"
"Oh yeah!?" Abyo buts in, while Ching, Darren and Tobe walk up to the scene, "Lemme see ya beat this!!"
Abyo starts air punching and kicking like the show-off he is, and the king flicks him away with his finger. The show off goes flying.
"Abyo!!" Ching gasps, and glances back at the King, "Cmon guys, let's show him what we got!!"
Garu, Tobe, and Ching all jump around the King, slashing him. They even get his eyes! His eyes regenerate and he smacks them all away. Darren taps on the King, the King turns around at Darren, who then pokes his eye! Darren turns into a porcupine and shoots at the king, Sonic also starts to attack, by jumping, running, and spindashing and hitting him. While this is happening, the ninjas all land on Panty.
"I swear to God this fighting shit is getting fucking annoying." Panty gets out her gun and shoots at the King, making him explode! He explodes into tiny shards. He combines the shards again like new and summons a vine whip from his hand, He grabs all of them up and throws them into the bus! Sonic and Darren are still beating at him, as he charges at them.
"We can't give up that easily guys!!" Ching jumps up and grabs her swords, "Cmon!"
Tobe groans and gets up to follow, Garu immediately also jumps up and follows. They all jump on and slash him.
"Ughhhh why does everyone have to fight??" Ring Ring walks up to Panty,
"I know right?" Panty looks at her,
Ring Ring gets out a megaphone, "HEY PEASANTS!!"
Everyone stops to look at Ring Ring. It's almost like her interference paused the whole fight scene.
"HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING ALL THE TIME YOU GUYS ALL PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! RING RING!! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE--"
The King then grabs Ching with a vine and throws her at Ring Ring, the collision makes them both go flying. The fight continues.
"AAAHHHH MY MAKEUP!!"
"Shut up Ring Ring." Dan glares at her.
".... Wh-"
"Ring Ring SHUT THE FUCK UP,"
Ring Ring glares at him and Panty walks away, past them, "Fuck it, I'm done. Yall figure this out on your own. I wonder if I can get ahold of Garterbelt out here.."
She pulls out her phone.
"Did somebody say CHARLIE SCENE!?" Charlie runs up,
"No one said anything about you!" Panty cringes,
Charlie sees the fight and pulls out a cannon, "Never fear, Charlie Scene is here!!"
He then blasts his cannon! All 3 cannon balls put holes in the King. The King walks over.
"So.. Charlie.." The King's voice booms, "I've heard your bones are made from steel, correct?"
"Wh-- n-no!!" Charlie jumps back, "No they're not! That's a lie!! They're lying to you!"
"Right.. I prepared something special for you.." He spawns in a bright blue lava bath. He grabs Charlie up.
"N-NO WAIT!! NO!!" Charlie panics, struggling to get out of his grasp, "THEY'RE LYING TO YOU!! THEY'RE ALL LYING TO YOU!! THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING!! THEY'RE LYING TO Y--"
Charlie is then carried to the lava bath and dropped in.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The hooded guy screams bloody murder as he melts into the bath. Everyone stops and watches as Charlie is melted and boiled alive. His screams pierce the memories of many in the camp.
"Whelp, that takes care of him!" The King says casually,
Everyone. Who can fight. Attacks. They all jump in to help somehow, Panty shoots, Sonic spin dashes and runs all over, Darren bites, pricks, projectiles, shapeshifts, and bites, Garu, Tobe and Ching slashes with their swords, Yoshi punches and throws eggs, the Kirbies punch at him, Venom hits him with his hammer and beams at him, Blitzle zaps him, Ring Ring ignores the fight, continuing to do her makeup, and Abyo cowers behind the bus like a little bitch.
The King spawns a tornado in the middle of the camp. It blows everything everywhere, ripping tents and spores out of the ground, and ripping everyone off of their feet and off of the King. He then gets the clouds to spawn thunder out of them and repeatedly zaps the tornado, making it electric and thunder bolts shoot out of the Tornado.
Meanwhile.. in the tornado, Donna flies into Venom, onto his back. She squeezes his mane into her hands and looks at him,
"AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING!!" Donna yells at him, Venom looks back at her, "SOMEONE DIED BECAUSE OF YOU!!"
"HOW WAS THIS MY FAULT??" Venom squealed as the tornado dies down. Everyone just.. lays there. Weak, from the thunderbolts. The king then over above all of them. He tears a piece of the ground out and hovers it over all of them.
"Say goodbye.. punks!" The king's eyes glow a bright blue as he is ready to slam it down.
Suddenly, Pucca grabs the rock, she runs over to the King and smashes him with it! The pressure forms cracks on the King, but he still continues. He summons vines out of his hands and the vines charge at Pucca. She grabs him and whips him around! He crashes into the bus, bending it around him. Pucca jumps on the bus, crushing him into the bus even further. She then grabs it and spins around with it, and throws it! It goes flying, into orbit it goes! She then pulls a new bus right out of the ground, a cuter, pink bus with hearts all over it. She then giggles.
"Yaaayyy Pucca!!" Ching exclaims, "You're back!!"
Everyone walks up to the bus.
"Wh-- you know what, I'm not even gonna question it.." Grey sighs.
"I am, I'm kinda curious." Venom glances at Pucca, "How did you cross the dimensional drifts and all that?"
"Hehe~" She points at a random portal off in the distance.
"She somehow did." Grey says,
"Yep." Venom nods. Suddenly, the ground rumbles. A stampede is spotted off in the distance and Pucca and Ching go in the bus.
"ALL ABOARD THE PUCCA BUS!!" Ching yells, everyone piles into the bus and Pucca drives the bus back and through the portal...
TO BE CONTINUED..
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Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)
FanfictionA huge ass rat appears in the middle of Sooga Village!
