Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Garu Shrine Room!?!?

(DARREN POV)

Ok listen, I know it's been a week since I've reported on my life but hey. I'm back. It's night time, I'm sitting in my dark ass hideout under the jail (which is fully furbished now btw), and since its so dark of course I'm gonna have my mask on, so I can see... 

I have fuckin Dirty Harry playing in a stereo in the background as I'm looking at the album the CD came from. The other day I decided you know what, fuck it. I'm buying all these Gorillaz CDs and NO ONE will stop me. Not even Tobe. And I'm gonna share them with Garu. 

I look up at the entrance and think to myself.. Man.. I miss causing nightly chaos. Fuckin ICP isn't back yet, so the only one I could actually bother is Tobe, but that would be kinda rude.. Shit now I'm kinda wondering why ICP isn't back yet. Did they.. did they really go to the backrooms??

Fuck it. I climb out and turn into a fish, so I can jump in the river above me and follow it. Where does this river really lead to anyways?

After a while, I end up in the ocean! I peak my head out and look around. Yep, that's definitely a beach. I see one only person over there; some blue haired girl who probably got pronouns. Jackpot! I think I might've seen that girl when I first came to Sooga.. she gives me girlboss vibes. 

Anyways, I go back in the water and swim to shore. I turn into a rat and get out of the water, making sure she sees. 

"EWWW IS THAT A RAT???" She squeals, 

"Hii whachu doin?" I walk up to her, 

"No! Ew! Get away from me!" She yells, 

"Aight damn.." I cross my arms, "It's not like I'm gonna hurt you or anything."

"Doesn't matter. You still ugly tho." The crazy bitch turns around to walk away, 

"Oh wait wait you ugly too!" I follow her, 

"Actually," Pronouns turns to me, "I'm not ugly. I'm the prettiest girl in Sooga Village!"

"Hmmm.." I'm gonna fuck with this bitch. This gonna be fun, "Actually... Your wrong, I'M the prettiest girl in Sooga Village."

"WH-!? YOUR A RAT!!" She gets red, "YOUR NOT PRETTY!! RATS CAN'T BE PRETTY!!!"

"Why sure they can!" I smirk, "I'm the prettiest one after all!"

"YOU ARE NOT PRETTY!!!" She says after her hair grows and she smacks me away, I go flying and faceplant right into the sand. I get up, turn around and see she flying. Her hair is now so fuckin long, her dress is completely changed from pink to red, she has some crazy head thing on her forehead and stripes on her face. What I'm trying to say is; this bitch be lookin like yassified Medusa with pronouns. 

"OH SHIT YOU WANNA FIGHT ME??" I yell, as I feel my adrenaline rushing. Medusa bitch then tries to crush me with her hair, but I jump away and run from her. She flies right behind me. I start cackling again. 

We run along the beach for a while, but then I decide to go in the forest. I crashed right into some root thats sticking up, but Medusa bitch then grabs me. I then look over at the ground and see a hole? With stairs in it? That wasnt there before?

"Medusa look" I point at the hole, "A Hole!"

"IT'S RING RING!!" She yells at me, 

"Ah." I say, before she looks at it, flies to it, lets me go and turns back to normal. 

"I wonder what's down there..." Ring Ring says, 

"Only one way to find out!" I smile and walk down there myself. Pronouns follows me down.