Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Apology

(THIRD PERSON POV)

Ring Ring stares at one of the smash mirrors on the bus as it lays on the ground. She takes out some lipstick and starts to spread it on her lips. She then sees Olaf behind her in the mirror and turns around at him.

"Hey cutie~" The anteater holds himself in a proud stance, crossing his arms.

"Ughh.." Ring rolls her eyes, "What do you want, long face?"

"Heh. So do angels like you have names?" Olaf winks,

"...." She cringes, and looks back at the mirror to finish her lipstick, "Ring Ring."

"Ooooh I like it." His ears peak up, "Pretty name, it has a nice RING to it, HAHA"

Ring Ring stays silent and continues to put on her lipstick.

"Uh.. Sooo..." Olaf says, "Are you single?"

"..." She pauses, "No."

His tiny anteater ears drop as she continues, "I'm happily married with 3 kids~"

"Oh. ... I can be your side chick~"

"WHAT!?" Ring RIng stops, she screams so loud, everyone can hear her, "NOOO!!!"

She puts her lipstick away and stands up, facing him, "I don't want you!! You're an ANTEATER!!"

"WH?! So you're saying I WOULD be your side chick if I WASN'T!?!?" Olaf gasps,

"Hey loser." Moony appears right behind Ring Ring, the sight of her makes Olaf jump back startled, "Whachu doing?"

"Uhh... h-hi.." Olaf stutters,

"Hey look! It's the ant muncher!" Panty walks up to them and looks at Olaf, "So. You've decided to bother someone else now?"

"... Yes." Olaf regains his proud stance again, "Ring Ring is prettier than you."

"I don't give a shit how pretty she is you looked under my dress four damn times since we got on the bus." Panty glares at him,

"WHAT!?!?" Ring Ring turns to Olaf and glares at him,

"N-no no no wait!! I can explain!" Olaf puts his hands out,

"Get outa here you perv!!" Ring Ring shouts, making Olaf flinch.

"Ok ok!! I'm sorry.." Olaf stomps away, letting out an angry sigh. Donna then walks up to the girls.

"So." Donna started, "The ant muncher started with you too?"

"Yeah. He's so annoying. And ugly.." Ring Ring cringes,

"I'M Charlie Scene!!" Charlie pops up out of nowhere, startling the girls

"Hey, watch it shortcake!" Panty snaps as Ring Ring and Donna glare at him. He then notices a jar in Moony's eyehole.

"What's that?" Charlie points at it,

"I dunno." Moony pulls it out of her eyehole, they all see a fleshy blob start hissing and roaring, jumping all over the inside of the jar, "I'm probably gonna keep it.. and paint it blue like Weezer."

Donna looks at it bouncing around and smirks. She looks up at Moony, "Hey Moon."

Moony looks down at Donna, "What?"

"5 bucks and a Weezer album for you to release that on Olaf."

"Oh that'll be interesting," Panty smirks and looks up at Moony.

"Ok." Moony smiles, "That's a deal. I'll be back."

Moony walks off to find Olaf. She finds him near a spore, tearing into the trunk with his anteater claws.