Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Garu goes to GlaggleLand

(GARU POV)

I just ate one of Darren's "Edibles" 30 minutes ago. The wall is melting around me. Darren has turned into a chicken strip, and the wall is melting. I am so dizzy, I fall back and I see a 20 on the ceiling. I see my cat Mio looking at me, and he turns into a chicken strip. Mmm.. Chicken strips. I love chicken strips. I'm hungry and I love chicken strips. 

I sit up and see a colorful house melting around me. I look over and see Darren, and see he has turned into a puddle of chicken strips. I then look over at the window and  stand up. I'm still dizzy but I walk over and look out. Here I am, staring at the sky. Just staring at it, so big, so blue, even with, as Darren would say, "swirls in shit".

Actually, now that I think about it, the sky must be so big if the bamboo was bigger than us. We're just tiny bugs. What if Sooga ISLAND is just that, an Island? Obviously there's still water around us though. What if were just on some big platform? What if the earth was a turtle? A big turtle? Heh.. I wouldn't mind that. Turtles are cool.

....wait. I just completely forget I went to space before. And that the earth is round. And not FLAT. THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT. 

I then see a big hole appear in the sky... for what? What is it? Why is it here? I guess I should watch it in case its bad or something...

I am then lifted off of my feet and sucked up, into the sky. Oh no... I grab onto a bamboo tree to try and get myself back down but the hole comes closer, sucking in bamboo trees. I keep climbing back down despite this, but then I see the bamboo tree break and I get sucked in. 

"WOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" I scream as I'm getting sucked into it. Hopefully someone heard me as I left the island.. I don't know where I am now, or where I'm going, but I'm definitely flying somewhere.. hopefully to somewhere peaceful. 

After what felt like hours, I finally drop down to some.. colorful place. I can hear and see the colors. I get up and look down onto the hand that I fell on. 

"Ahh a visitor!" Some booming voice says to me, I look up at wherever it's coming from and I see some king figure made of shapes.. "Welcome little one! You have reached the province of Glaggleland! I am the King here, you may just call me... King."

I look over at some fox thing flying around, chanting "OH BOY NEW VISITOR!!" and barking. 

"Haha!! Calm down there Poochie," the King puts his hand up at the fox thing, and turns to me, "May I know your name?"

I look up at the king. I don't think they realize I can't talk.. I stare at him.

"Heh.. not much of a talker are ya?" King says, 

"Don't worry! We had mute travelers in the past!" The fox says, pulling out a clipboard with a paper on it and a pen, and handing it to me. I write my name on the paper and give it to Poochie.

"Garu? Your names Garu?" Poochie looks confusingly at me, 

"Thats a cool name!" the King says, "Garu... I like that.."

"Poochie how about you show him around?" King turns to the fox thing, 

"Will do!" Poochie wags his spirit tail, "Hop on!"

This'll be fun. I hop on his giant head and he flies off with me. This world is strange.. very colorful and filled with tall things which I think are trees? They have faces on them.. The clouds here are swirls, just like back at home before I was sucked in this world. The ground below me is still splattery looking, just like the sky. We then come across a giant piece of meat with a bloody TV on it. 

"So this.. is our famous mark for our territory!" Poochie started to explain, "It's very important to us.."

"That's right Poochie!" I look over at the King, "When we first came here, we decided to plant this here so that EVERYONE knew that we rule this land!"