Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

2 Kids Bickering for 3 hours (ASMR)

(DARREN POV)

After I grab my hot dogs I turn around and look for my friends. I see everyone sitting down in groups with their food, I even see Abyo, Garu, Ching and Basil sitting together, and Tobe sitting by his lonesome by the bus.

Hmmmm... yeah, fuck it. I decide to over by Garu and his friends and sit with them. If Tobe has anything to say about this I'll just make him sit with us.

"Hey Darren!" Ching smiles at me,

"Hey," I say, sitting down, "Whats going on?"

"Oh nothing really," Ching says, looking at her hot dog, "Were just eating our hot dogs."

"HUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Abyo rips his fucking shirt off again. Ching giggles at Abyo as he sits down to eat his hot dogs.

"Ahem."

I look up. It's Tobe, he's giving me the death glare and we lock eyes.

"What do you think you're doing?"

"Uh.." I say, "Sitting and.. eating?"

"OHMY- NO SHIT DARREN!" He shouts, "Why are you sitting with HIM out of all people?"

The ninja points at Garu, who then looks up at Tobe and cringes.

"I dunno." I tell him, before biting my hot dog,

"Sighh.. you know what Darre--"

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!!" Charlie buts in again,

"I DON'T CARE!!" He shouts at the hooded man and turns back at me, "Go fuck yourself Darren."

The ninja walks away. Charlie stands there looking proud as hell, "I'm Charlie Scene!"

"Hiya!" Abyo looks up at him,

"I'm Charlie Scene!"

"I'm Abyo!"

"I'm Charlie Scene!"

"I'm Abyo!"

Abyo stands up. They look at eachother intensely.

"I'm Charlie Scene!"

"I'm Abyo!"

"I'm Charlie Scene!"

"I'm Abyo!"

"I'm Charlie Scene!"

"I'm Abyo!"

"I'm Charlie Scene!"

"I'm Abyo!"

While this bickering is happening, Garu, Ching, Basil and I all look at the two blankly.

"Is this.." Basil speaks up, "Is this real?"

"I think..." Ching looks at him,

I finish eating my hotdog. I get up and walk away, putting my gloves back on.

"How was the hot dog?" Venom shouts to me, while Sonic and some.. girl stop talking to eachother and notice me,

"Uh.. good?"

"Good! Good." the wolf wags his giant ass dragon tail

I walk over to them.

"Are you.. are you an actual rat?" the girl asks,

"Uhhh yeah?" I look at her,

"Bro thats awesome," she smiles, "I didn't expect to see a huge rat touring with me. Let alone SONIC."

"Yeah honestly I didn't expect to be stuck in an acid trip." Sonic crosses his arms and smirks.

"Bro saaameeee!" I say, sitting next to them,

"So, whats your name kid?" Sonic looks at me,

"Uh.. Darren," I say,

"Nice to meet ya kid," He smirks again, "My name's Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"Rook." The girl says, putting her hand on her chest, "I-I really didn't expect this I love rats. I even have a rat fursona."

"Do you?" I ask her,

"Mhm!" She pulls out her phone and shows me a drawing of a rat of her phone.

"Awww!" I look at it and smile,

"Heh.. thanks.." She smiles and looks at her phone, then up at me, "I commissioned that and put her on an album cover."

"Album cover?" I look at her, "You make music??"

"Yep!" She smiles, "I have... alot."

After that, I looked up her Spotify and listened to her music. Turns out, I already listen to her music, and she's Ada Rook; one of the members of Black Dresses, and creator of the BEST album ever, Ugly Death No Redemption. I'm not gonna list the ENTIRE conversation we had, because it's a LOT, but still, she's pretty nice.

But anyways, I look over at Charlie and Abyo. It's been 3 fucking hours. They are STILL bickering.

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!"

I'M ABYO!!"

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!"

I'M ABYO!!"

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!"

I'M ABYO!!"

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!"

I'M ABYO!!"

I look over at Ching burying her face into her hands. Even she's tired of it.

"They're still going!?" Sonic says,

"Sigh.. yeah.." I get up and walk up to them, "Guys.."

Charlie turns to me, "I'M CHARLIE SCENE!!"

"I'M ABYO!"

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!"

"I'M Abyo!" I shout,

"No, I'm Abyo!" He looks at me, "You're Darren!"

"NUH UH!" I smirk, "You're Charlie! Charlie Scene!"

"HUH!?!?!" He looks at me,

"Wait..." Charlie pauses, "He's... Charlie Scene?"

"You both are!" I smirk, looking proud as hell, "I'm Abyo!"

They both stare at me. It appears I have sent Abyo into another existential crisis.

"Ok." Charlie shrugs, "WERE CHARLIE SCENE!"

"I'M ABYO!" I shout, smiling,

"WERE CHARLIE SCENE!"

"I'M ABYO!"

"WERE CHARLIE SCENE!"

"I'M ABYO!"

"WERE CHARLIE SCENE!"

"I'M ABYO!"

"WERE CHARLIE SCENE!"

"I'M ABYO!"

As we bicker further my smile gets bigger and bigger. But then..

Pop! BOOM!

Panty shoots at the ground below us, startling us, but then the bullet explodes. 

"CAN YOU THREE SHUT THE HELL UP??" Panty shouts as all three of us go flying, and I go further than the other two. I look behind me and see Venom. I close my eyes as I bullet towards him...

FWOOM!

After some.. Portal noise, I open my eyes and see I've entered a whole new dimension. What the hell happened. I'm just.. there. Floating in space, with all kinds of stuff around me, and a massive black hole in front of me. I don't know where I am, or how to get back, but at least it seems.. pretty peaceful. I look around; I see snacks, games, clothes, tech, and I see a phone and a pair of headphones pass me. I grab the headphones and faintly hear Linkin Park playing. I smile and put the headphones on. I forgot how much I loved emo music. I think I might vibe like this for a bit before I find my way back. I honestly wouldn't mind just.. spending my days in the void of space, just vibing to music.