Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Psychedelic Land

BONG!

Olaf looks up at his window. Pucca is right next to him, on his window.

"Hey gurlll whats the teaa??" Moony, sitting next to Olaf, notices Pucca, before...

BANG! BANG! BANG! CRACK!

Pucca knocks on the window until it, and the windows next to it crack. EVERYONE notices Pucca's banging and looks at her at the window, even Grey, who quickly glances and floors the gas petal. The girl looks at Garu and his fear plastered face. Panty stands up and holds her gun at Pucca.

"GET THE FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT WANNA BE BLOWN!!"

"HEY. GIRL." Grey glances at her,

"WHAT??" She turns to him,

"GET THE PORTAL GUN." The possum turns to her, "GO UP TOP AND SHOOT US TO OTHER DIMENSIONS!!"

Panty nods and quickly grabs his portal gun from behind him. Grey opens the sun roof and jumps up on top. She shoots a portal in front of the bus, the portal leading the bus to a jungle world. The ride has gotten a lot bumpier. Sonic then jumps up after her.

"You control the portals. I'll stop squirt here from getting in." Sonic looks at Panty, who nods and starts shooting portals repeatedly in front of the bus. The bus enters multiple dimensions as Sonic spin dashes towards Pucca, colliding with the unphased girl. Pucca smacks him back, having him go flying, but the hedgehog catches himself. Sonic doesn't stop, he spin dashes again and strikes her, again, and again, and again, but then she grabs his foot and throws him towards the back of the bus! Sonic grabs on towards the back before he falls off and the back window opens.

"SONIIIIC HOP IN!!" Tiff shouts, "WE'LL SAVE YOU!!"

Sonic nods and hops in. The Kirbies then close the door.

"Thanks kid." Sonic looks down at Tiff.

"Mhm!" Tiff smiles.

Sonic looks up at Venom walking towards the front. He then sees Pucca. Pucca got in.

She smiles at Garu, backing up towards the window in fear. Pucca walks closer, but then–

PYOOM!!

A portal opens. A certain red paw shoves her in the portal and she falls in. Venom then closes the portal and crosses his arms, "HA! Easy peasy!"

Darren stands up to look at Venom, "THANK YOU."

Garu sits back up as Sonic jumps above him, "Can I have my seat back?"

Garu scoots over to his side of the seat and Sonic jumps to his seat. He sits down. He sees Garu look in horror at the front window. He looks and sees everyone looking in horror. He then sees the front window. The bus is falling towards the ground.

"FUCK!!" Grey shouts, closing his eyes. A portal gets shot in front of the bus and they enter a psychedelic looking dimension. The bus then crashes into the ground, with Panty falling in front and Venom falling onto the windshield, cracking it.

Grey opens his eyes and gets up, the bus crashed vertically, so the front is completely destroyed. He looks around at the dimension he crashed in. Completely. Bare. other then a couple trees here and there. Everything is all Psychedelic looking, and the trees are basically just spores with eyes on them.

"What the...I died?...again? How many LSD had those brownies..." Grey sat up,

Venom gets up, "Nnggghhh... Wait- where are we?"

Abyo jumps down and looks around, "Heyyyy this isn't Paris!"

Dan also jumps down, "Yeah where the fuck are we?? Where did you take us??"

"No idea kids." Grey sighed,

Venom gets up, "Should I uh.. evacuate everyone? In case?"

"Yeah is the most secure thing we could do I guess." Grey says, getting out his clipboard from behind his seat.

Venom nods before getting out a megaphone from his void chest and turning it on, "EVERYONE. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. WE MUST DO ROLL CALL FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY!"

(TIME SKIP; EVERYONE'S OUT OF THE BUS AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO CALL PANTY, WHO'S NEAR THE CRASH SITE.)

"Panty??" Grey calls out, "PANTY?!?!? PANTY ANARCHY!?!?!"

"Here!" she quickly responds. She grabs her head, feeling a horrible headache. "Ughhh my head is killing me.."

"Panty your ok!" Venom walks up to her,

"Yeah I guess." She sits up, holding her head, "The hell is this place anyways?"

"Thats the thing we don't know." Venom shrugs,

Grey then walks up to them, "Mortal, do you know where portal gun is? I can check it to know where we are."

"Fuck if I know." Panty looks around. She then sees the gun ledged between the bus and the ground. She struggles to pull it out, but manages to do so.

"Here. It's a little mangled tho." She hands it to him.

Grey takes the gun and points it at the ground. He presses a button on the barrel, above the trigger. "PSYCHEDELIC LAND" appears on the handle's screen, and then suddenly goes out.

"Hm." Grey looks at the gun, 

"Ay Grey, can I start a cookout? I'm uh.. kinda hungry," Venom asks, pulling out a grill from his chest, 

"Do what you want kid." Grey says, tapping the gun on his hand to turn it back on, with no success. 

Venom squeals happily and walks away with the grill.