Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Drugs

(DARREN POV)

Ah yes, another day another trip to Goh Rong for some food. I keep walking to the red building, but then I pass by an alleyway some people are standing in, one of them looks like Tobe in a trench coat. I look back in the alleyway; It is Tobe! ..And some Walter White lookin motherfucker standing there, holding a bag of gummies. 

"They're 500mg a piece," Walter White tells him, "You'll be flying after 20 minutes of eating these."

These gotta be edibles. Are these edibles?

"Muahahahahahahah!!! Perfect!" Tobe takes the bag, "I'll take em!"

Tobe hands Walter a coin, and then I walk up,

"Omg hey bestieee!!" I say in the most white girl voice possible,

"No!! Get! Get out!!" Tobe whisper yells at me, 

"Why?" I ask him

"You're gonna bring attention to us!!" Tobe says, whisper yelling again,

"Pfft!!" I laugh, "Tobe. Your standing next to WALTER WHITE over there wearing a TRENCH COAT. Your getting attention already as is!"

"My name is Ssoso.." Walter sighs,

"What do you want anyways?" the ninja looks at me and scoffs, 

"I wanna know.. what these are," I point at the bag, "And if I can have a couple,"

"Those are my homade edibles!" Ssoso buts in, "Made from my home grown THC and gelatin."

"O shit you have a weed farm?" I look at him as he nods, "Ya gotta meth lab too?

He looks straight at me, "No."

"Listen if you want my edibles you can't have em!" Tobe glares at me, 

"But tobe..." I do a puppy face at him, "I helped you chase Ring Ring away! Plus I can get Garu fucking baked."

As soon as I said Garu his face changed from >:( to :O. He looks at Ssoso, and then back at me. 

"Okay fine. Here." the ninja then gives me a couple gummies, 

"Thanks bestie!" I smile and wag. 

I start to walk away towards Goh Rong, where I was originally headed. Maybe I can get a ride from Pucca to Garu's house if he's home.. 

I then hear Tobe shout "IF YOU FAIL I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!"

I look back at him, "Uh-huh."

(TIME SKIP,, PUCCA IS DRIVING DARREN AND HIS ORDER OF NOODLES TO GARU'S HOUSE)

I hop off her moped with mine and Garu's noodles, "Thanks for the ride Pucca!"

She smiles at me. I go to walk away but then I turn back, "Oh! One more thing, me and Garu are gonna eat edibles, so if anyone pulls up and tries to fuck with us I'll call ya. Aight?"

She nods. 

"Aight." 

I walk up on his porch and knock on the door. He slightly opens it, looking at me, 

"Hiii I got lunch!" I smile at him, holding the noodle boxes up,

Garu smiles at me, opens the door all the way and lets me in, shutting it behind him. I hand him his noodles and I open mine. We start to eat. 

"Oh! By the way," I pull out my gummies, "After we eat lunch we can eat these. They're edibles, once you eat them you trip the fuck out!"

The ninja stops, he looks at me, then the gummies, then back at me. "Eh." He shrugs,

"Hell yeah." I put em back in my pocket and we continue eating our noodles.