Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Tobe snaps

(TOBE POV)

It's been a full day since I got on the bus, and I still haven't got a plan to take down Garu. I look up at the possum guy to see if he's still sleeping. Yep.. still sleeping. Still has the bus on autodrive.. Nows my chance to fuck him UP!!

(3RD PERSON POV)

Tobe lunges at Garu with his sword, but Garu blocks with his sword, they swordfight for a while, until Sonic wakes up and sees the commotion. The hedgehog breaks it up by spindashing at them and the ninjas go flying! They both hang onto the ceiling and lock eyes.

"Hey what the fuck is going on!?" Panty looks up at the two,

"None of your business, Blondy!!" Tobe turns to her,

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME???" Panty snaps. Gets up on the ledge of the seat and  brings out her gun.

"Hehehehehehe..." Olaf giggles, getting an upshot view of Panty before–

BONK!

Panty bonked him on the head with her gun, and points it back at Tobe.

"Ugh... I don't have time for this." Tobe groans before lunging at Garu once more. Panty starts to shoot at them, puncturing holes in the bus. All of the bullets go right through the bus. The commotion wakes up Darren and he looks up at it. He turns back at everyone else and sees everyone else watching, Donna and Ring Ring even recording it. Abyo jumps out of his seat, "HIIIYAAHHHH!!" and rips his shirt off. He lands himself right in front of Tobe.

"If you wanna fight Garu you're gonna have to go through meee!!" He tells him, before kicking at him.

Tobe disinterestedly stares at him, before grabbing his foot and throwing it in Charlie's and Dan's seat, right on top of Charlie!

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!!"

"I'M ABYO!"

"I'M CHARLIE SCENE!!"

"I'M ABYO!!"

"HEY!!" Dan screams at Tobe, "WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM??"

"GARU'S MY PROBLEM, ASSHOLE. WHATS YOURS!?" Tobe screams back, before he catches Garu's sword and sword fights with him. They both drop down, in the aisle right next to Ching's seat.

"IS THAT A THREAT?!?" Dan shouts at Tobe, but Tobe ignores him and fights with Garu.

Ching then puts her sword between the two, stopping them from fighting. The ninjas look at her.

"Ok that's enough!" She stares at them, "Tobe, stop it!"

"Hahahaha!! You're pathetic." Tobe smirks at Ching, "You REALLY think an 'Oh StOP iT' will stop me!?"

"Hey Tobe!" Darren knees up on the seat, facing him,

"What."

"If you don't calm down and enjoy yourself while we in Paris, I'll tell Grey and he'll vaporize you."

His eyebrows go up out of fear, but then he glares at Darren. "Fine."

"Also uh.." Ching notices Dan behind him, "You might wanna turn around..."

"Don't tell me what to do, assha–"

"TURN AROUND." Dan shouted,

Tobe looks behind himself.

Dan locked his eyes with Tobe, his blood boiling. "Don't you know this is public transport? Not private arena! Some of us are trying to enjoy our time!"

"Exactlyyyy!!" Darren shouted, Tobe glaring back at him, and looking back at Dan

"I dont give a shit. I have to kill Garu as SOON AS I CAN."

Dan is clearly now at a boiling point. "I've dealt with Ninja's before! Don't make me get Elise down here! She gets mad when I interrupt her, so don't test me!"

"Oh you—" Tobe growls, holding up his sword to Dan's nose, "Is that a CHALLENGE????"

"Tobe no..." Darren mumbles,

"SHUT UP RAT!!" The ninja turns to Darren

"You're bluffing!" Dan dramatically shouted, "I could have you arrested! You haven't seen my lawyers!"

"WH!? I'll show you bluffing!!!" Tobe shouted before lunging right at Dan, dropping his sword and punching him.

The punch was so powerful he landed in the back of the bus! Dan let out a painful howl, grabbing the area he was punching and weezing. "You'll pay for this! Literally, after I drag you in court..."

Tiff, a short yellow goblin walks over "Hey hey! You stop that right now!!"

"YEA?! Or what??" He looks at Tiff, and then notices Venom Behind her, glaring at him.

"The fuck are you looking at?"

"I dunno. Someone who attacked someone for no reason?" Venom tilts his head and raises his eyebrow at him,

"He tried to start a FIGHT with me." Tobe growls at the wolf, stepping closer to him.

Dan, almost suddenly, softens his attitude. "Well, I mean, you are the ninja here. I'm just a poor, defenseless person trying to go on vacation." He puts a hand to his heart and looks at Venom innocently. "Do ninjas have no ethics? No code? No shame?"

"Oh don't you play victim! You started this!!" Tobe turns to Dan,

"Sigh.. You literally start a fight with someone, throw someone else at Dan, and you blame him?" Venom says, holding his arm at Dan,

"Do you want this too, wolf??" Tobe holds his sword up,

"Ohhh yeaaaa sure attack meee.." Venom rolls his eyes, "for literally no reason.."

"Fine.." Tobe glares at him, before running at him, "You asked for it!!"

"KIRBY 1 QUICK!!" Tiff shouts, "SUCK HIM UP!!"

The pink Kirby starts to suck, until he sucks Tobe into his mouth, with his head still peaking out.

"DAMMIT!!" Tobe struggles to get out.

Suddenly, Grey (the possum from earlier) walks up to them. Tobe's face drops and his heart starts pounding. He looks at Dan, ".. Is there anything that happened that I need to know about?"

Dan exploded, breaking his innocent character. "You-You didn't here all of that noise?! 'Is there anything I need to know about?' DUH! There's a ninja attacking people in this place!"

"I was sleeping?" Grey looked at him, "And I had headphones on?? I heard a scream."

"Well here's the thing. Don't wear headphones next time, so you hear it easier." Venom glared at the possum.

"Yeah, exactly! He was attacking some red guy, " Tiff started, pointing at Tobe, "And then he attacked Dan, and then he was gonna attack Venom so I had Kirby swallow him!" Tiff butted in

The possum gives Tobe the biggest death stare the ninja has ever seen from a possum. Tobe's face is plastered with pure fear as the possum walks over to him, and points his vaporizer at the ninja's head, "Do you want to perish?"

"N-no.." Tobe gulps,

"Good." Grey lowers the gun, "Kirby, release him."

Kirby spits him out and Grey grabs him. Everyone stares at the ninja looking down, and Grey escorting him back to his seat.

"Don't do that again." Grey says before sitting down and pushing the autodrive button, turning it off, "I'll be watching you."

Tobe grumbles quitely to himself before–

"Pssst!! Tobe! TOBE!" Darren whispers at him,

"What??" Tobe turns around at the rat,

"Here, catch!" Darren throws a 3ds at him, the ninja catches it and looks at it. Darren continues, "Sometimes when I'm bored I play on that. Maybe you can do the same! I got pretty good games on there you might like so,"

Tobe cringes at the rat, "Thanks..."

Darren wags his tail as Tobe turns around. Everything has finally calmed down.

But then...