Mischief Rat (A Pucca FC Fanfic)

Insane Clown Posse

(DARREN POV,,, also quick thing!!' I decided to draw Clown as a hyena cuz why not :33 hope ya like the yeen drawing I did!)

Here I am at the police station! Ever since I left Garu's place I was like fuck it. I need somewhere to stay. Sooo why not make a little hide out under the police station? I pause and look at the pretty sizable hideout. It's not big by all means but it's enough for me to fit in. I try to climb in but then–

"HEY YOU!! BIG FUCKIN RAT GET OVER HERE!!"

I hear some girl yell and look up. I look over and see Insane Clown Posse, the same couple of goons I let out of the jail a couple nights ago.

"Uhh.. hi-" I walk over to them, trying to get the dirt off my hands.

"You wanna do some- EH, Evil shit with us????" Clown turns to me,

"Uh- that depends, what kinda evil shit we talkin?" I smile, looking at him,

"That's the thing. We don't know." Chief says, shrugging,

"Hmmmm..." I think about it for a minute, "Is there.. A ping pong ball place around here somewhere?"

"There's a ball place across the way, EH" Clown says, pointing at it, I look wear he's pointing.

"Oh hell yeah! Cmon!" I gesture for them to follow me, and they do.

(TIME SKIP; THEY ARE OUTSIDE OF THE STORE)

"Alright, so what we're gonna do, we're gonna get a BIG fuckin box of ping pong balls, and were gonna take that box and go on the top of Goh Rong, and you know what were gonna do? WERE GONNA SPILL THAT BOX AND THE BALLS ARE GONNA BOUNCE ALL OVER TOWN!!" I tell them, getting excited,

".. Thats your evil plan?" Chief says,

"Uhhh yep!" I smirk at her,

"Thats so stupid..." She rolls her eyes, "Whats the point of it anyways?"

"Maybeee... everyone has to clean it up?"

"Thats it? No destruction? No–"

"Hehehehehe.." Clown laughs, "Actually that would be kinda funny.."

"Yeah we should do it Chief!!" Goth Violent J turns to Chief,

"Ok fine..." She sighs, then turns to me, "So how we getting in?"

"Leave it to me!" I turn into my tiger form and pick all 3 of them up. I then turn invisible and noclip through the store, setting all of them down and turning back into a rat.

"Woahhhhh!!" Clown and Goth Violent J, both awe at me.

"Heh." I smirk, holding myself in a proud stance.

"Alright let's go find these ping pong balls!" Chief says, running to another aisle, and the rest of the goons follow her.

"Aight I'll go look in the back!" I tell them, before walking away towards a door.

After like, 3 minutes of looking, I find 3 giant boxes of ping pong balls, "JACKPOT!!"

I then come out with all three of the boxes, all of them sitting on some wagon I decided to put them on instead of just carrying them by hand.

I walk over to ICP and cackle, "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!"

"What took you so long??" Chief scolded me, "We found ours in seconds!"

I give her the blankest stare ever, "Oh..well more is better amiright?"

"Whatever.. CLOWN!! SHAMAN!! PUT THE BOXES ON THE CART THING!!"

Clown and Shaman (still looking like goth Violent J) put the boxes on the cart. They start to get off but, "Nonono!! Wait!! Don't get off! I have an idea!"

I turn into a big fuckin dragon this time and throw Chief on the cart with them.

I pick up the cart and turn invisible, and noclip out of the Ball shop. I turn visible again and fly up onto Goh Rong, set the cart down, grab a couple boxes and turn into a bull. I sit the boxes down next to me as ICP grabs their boxes and sets them down as well.

"Aight we ready?"

"Uhhh.." Clown looks around, everyone is next to a box, "Yep!"

"AIGHT COUNTDOWN TIME!!" I exclaim,

"3..

2..

1!"

WOOOSH!!!

We all spill the boxes all at once!! The balls fall, and bounce right back up. They go everywhere very quickly, still bouncing very high!

The members of ICP all laugh as this is happening, I smile and start to laugh as well. Most of the town's lights immediately turn off after this. Some of the balls even start bouncing on the roofs of buildings!

But then.. Out of the corner of my eye, I see the police man off in the distance, the ping pong balls seem to have reached the police station as well! We would probably bolt before he finds us. I go over to ICP.

"Guys!!" I point at the police man off in the distance, "He's out!! We should probably leave!"

"Good eye rat!" Chief says, and looks at the other goons, "Well what are we waiting for, lets go!"

They jump on my back and I leap off of the roof, landing safely. I run as fast as I can towards the end of town, but then, a police car's behind me! I doubt it'll get much far with the ping pong balls everywhere, but ICP is somehow still panicking.

"SHAMAN!! QUICK!!" Chief yells, "DO SOMETHING!!"

Shaman yells some weird magic gibberish.. Idk. I'm not a magic man, but he yells something, and they disappear, off my back! To the backrooms they go!

Anyways, I run and I see some river ahead of me, so I turn into a fish and jump in! I swim away as fast as I can.

(BRUCE POV)

What the...? It just turned into a fish? No time to ask questions! I'm a cop! I pull over my car, get out, take out my flashlight. I shine it towards the lake and I see the fish! I start to chase it next to the river. I think to myself.. This must be some sort of powerful being if it's shapeshifting.. Actually, wasn't there a tiger that looked like this a couple nights ago?

After a couple minutes of chasing it down the river, I'm very out of breath. I still try to run along the fish. I then see it escape through some hole and I stop. "No... Over."

I collapse on the ground in exhaustion. I let that fucking fish get away! Now it's gonna terrorize everyone even more. I should.. Get something to watch over at night.. Over and out.