Chainsaw Man: After Shock

So A Devil Walks Into A Drugstore

Denji ran straight into a local drugstore, not realizing he wasn't hiding his identity. 

"Was that Denji?" 

"Maybe!?" 

"I think yall are just high." Those were the people outside. 

Denji rushed straight to the counter. 

"Where are your pregnancy tests!?" 

"Oh. My. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD! Are you Denji the chainsaw man!?" 

"Yeah, but I need t-" 

"I LOVE your work Mr. chainsaw!" 

"Cool, but I n-" 

"Can you sign my collectable chainsaw man jaket!?" 

"Fine!" Denji signed it quick. "Now will y-" 

"Tiffany, you won't believe who's in my store right now!" 

"How did you get your ph-" 

"Chainsaw man! And he signed my jaket!" 

"Why did I ask for this?" 

"I know right! Alright, gotta go." She hung up. "So, what do you need chainsaw man?" 

"Where are the  pregnancy tests at?" 

"Oooh, I see you have a secret girlfriend." 

"No, I me and her just did it once." 

"Oh...well they're in the back on the left, Mr. chainsaw." 

"Thanks!" 

Denji rushed to the back. He looked through all of them. He couldn't decide which brand was best, so he chose random. He figured it was better than buying one of each...at least he knew he was cheap. 

"Is that all, Mr. c-" 

"Yes!" 

"Ok, that'll usually be $12, but for you Mr. chainsaw, I'll give it to you for $6." 

"Alright!" 

... 

Denji burst through the apartment door. 

"Denji!?" 

"Power. Test. Now!" 

"Hugh?" 

"I need to see if I knocked you up drunk!" 

"What!?" 

"Denji, it takes 2 weeks to get an accurate result." 

"Oh...well this is awkward." 

-2 weeks later- 

Power was in the bathroom with the test. Aki had taken Nayuta out, to shelter any childhood inside of her. It was also a good excuse to not be there. 

"So, what does it say?" 

"It says wait for 15 minutes, be patient!" 

"Fine!" 

"So, what to do if I am impregnated?" 

"I guess we'll figure it out during the time." 

"We shall keep it?" 

"Uh, sure. I can teach it all my moves." 

"Tis true. I can teach it to hate vegetables!" 

"I give it a dog like Pochita." 

"Or a cat like Meowy." 

"It can have the best meals." 

"And the best blood." 

"Yeah." 

15 minutes were up. 

"Denji." 

"Yeah." 

"What does 2 lines mean?" 

"Read the instructions." 

"They say...negative." 

"Oh." 

Power came out. 

"So...we're not having a kid." 

"I guess...how do you feel." 

"I don't know, I kinda was looking forward to it with everything we said." 

"Well, you're in luck!" 

"What?" 

"2 lines means pregnant!" 

"You lied to me!" 

"Yes, for I wanted to see a reaction."  

"I really hate you." 

"Tis a lie you just told!" 

"Anyways, we better tell Aki and Nayuta." 

"Right now? Yes!" Power ran out the door. 

"Power!" Denji chased after her. 

This was going to change everything. 

... 

The drug devil met with the other devils in a secluded village. There was nothing left but the corpses of the fallen.  

"You all got the feeling too?" 

"Yes." 

"Why else would we be here?" 

"New scenery."  

The chupacabra devil just hissed and snarled. 

"Everyone know what to do?" 

"Yes." 

"Distract chainsaw, reales time, and kill them all." 

"Exactly." 

The chupacabra devil howled at that, drinking what remained of a corpse.