Main Pairing: G!P Santana Lopez X G!P Quinn Fabray X Brittany Pierce X Female OC
2023 Glee Fanfiction Award Winner for Best Book with a Poly Ship
Side Pairings:
Rachel Berry X Fem OC
Mercedes Jones X Fem OC
Artie Abrams X Male OC
Tina Cohen-Chang X...
Trigger warning for questionable parenting explanations and toddler nonsense? 😂
Sometimes we don't explain things the best the first time, but we learn from our mistakes. Haha!
Sorry for any mistakes!
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"Babe, you're a horrible agent." Santana groaned, walking up to the counter and dropping down a box for her friends currently on shift at the Spotlight Diner to examine. "I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals."
"You were in a rush. I told you to let me read them completely." Quinn reminded her girlfriend, sneaking a few messages to Brittany with a soft sigh. "I'm thrilled Britt's doing well at MIT. Her pictures are so adorable. How can she make math that cute?"
"Don't remind me," Santana mumbled, still a bit sour the blonde wouldn't transfer up to one of the New York colleges they discussed because her wide-mouthed boyfriend thought they weren't good enough for her. She rolled her eyes and snatched a few condoms from Anubis as he attempted to grab the shiny packages from the baby strap on her chest. "Oh, no, no. It's too late for those, Noob."
"How many are there?" Victor asked, leaning over to inspect the box.
"Thirty-six," Paige smirked when Victor slowly turned to look at her with a little teasing wave of his finger. "Counted them myself."
"Thirty-six!" Victor laughed, stealing a few condoms from the box and smirking as the little blonde followed his actions with a small whine. "Your parents don't need these anyway. They never work!"
"Mama!" Anubis whined, trying to yank the box toward him with a few grunts, but Santana held it away from him.
"I got a lifetime supply." Santana forced a smile at Quinn's dropped jaw, ignoring her son's vise grip on the box. "Fancy some conception methods that might actually work?"
"Sounds like a sign to me." Maya picked up a handful and shoved them into Carter's pocket. "Keep these on hand for a while. We're good with two for now."
Carter smiled at his girlfriend's comment and nodded his head, continuing to wait on a table after making sure the condoms were tucked away deep in his pockets. Once he was out of sight, Maya turned to Paige and pointed one of her manicured nails in warning at the young woman.
"Stop." She warned.
"I didn't say anything!" Paige threw up her hands, condoms in each one, with a teasing smile. "I'm just admiring how cute you two are."
