Little Monsters | Unholy Trinity

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A/N: Who's here?

Trigger warning for severe themes regarding child mental health.

And chaos. Big warning for some straight up Glee mess level chaos!

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"Love me! Love me! Say that you love me!"

Anubis swayed his diaper side to side with his little arms out to his sides, kneeling up and down to the beat. He was severely unbalanced, but anytime he fell, the little blonde, blue-eyed boy stood right back up and giggled his heart out to the music.

"He is so adorable." Mercedes cooed as her nephew grabbed the coffee table for balance and shook his head violently with his backside.

"Twerk! Twerk! Twe—"

Blaine's cheers were cut off by a rough smack across his face, thankfully with a pillow. He sputtered as Frankie rolled her eyes and leaned back in disgust.

"Don't be a pedophile." She grunted, picking the remote up and turning on the television.

"Hey!" Kurt snapped his fingers as Frankie surfed through channels. "We are unplugging for Rachel until opening night is over!"

"Like Bob's Burgers is gonna make fun of..." Frankie trailed off when she noticed a very Rachel Berry-looking character crash through the front door of the burger joint with a huge nose and big hair — singing. "Man, I love the brutality of media."

"Turn it off!"

Faith rolled her eyes and stole the remote from her Fiancé, turning off the show and kissing her head, "Ignore him."

Before Frankie could respond, a long knock at the door turned Kurt's attention.

"Mamaaaaa!" Wesley cheered, running after the door he last saw Grace disappear through. He whined when Kurt picked him up and lightly tossed him a few feet over to December. "Ohhh! Ma Mama!"

"Your Mommy just left, Silly!" December patted Wesley's back. "She's gonna get Camren."

"Tina!" Kurt was all smiles when he opened the door to find the Brown student posing with a potted plant behind the door.

"Hello Big Fat Broadway Star!" Tina grinned and jogged over to meet Rachel. She twirled the pot and chuckled when the girl silently accepted it. "This is for you."

"Well, hell..." Iris leaned around Micheal and raised her brows. "...ohhhhh."

"Ohhhhh." Micheal giggled.

"Who is that?" Iris asked, turning to Victor as the red and black-haired boy bench pressed Ángel.

"That is Aunt Tina." Paige leaned all the way over the back of the armed chair and smirked at Iris. "Ex-goth-vampire went Go Go girl went depression and obsession went Haggy Maggy went marriage back with Artie because she's attracted to gay men."

"I am not gay." Artie hisses, ignoring Victor's smirk. "I can hear you three. I'm right here!"

"I caught that non-paralyzed limb in my baby boys body, homie." Paige snapped in Artie's face. "Don't you even with that shit."