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iknowyouknow:
Idk what the hell you've done to me

But I feel the need to tell you my ass isn't hairy

Which isn't something I ever thought I would need to clarify to a stranger on the internet

Me:
I don't believe you, sorry 😌

Guess you'll have to prove it 😔

iknowyouknow:
Fine hold on

Me:

A BOOTY PIC BEFORE WE HAVE EVEN HAD A FIRST DATE?!?!1?1!1?1!

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A BOOTY PIC BEFORE WE HAVE EVEN HAD A FIRST DATE?!?!1?1!1?1!

SCANDALOUS

iknowyouknow:

In what world would I EVER send a pic of my ass to anyone

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In what world would I EVER send a pic of my ass to anyone

Me:
In a perfect one ✊😔

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