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Hyunjin:
cat is coming to visit

but she's only gonna be here like a day and a half

i vote we all have a sleepover together

Not Seungmin apparently:
Remind me of your age again.

Jeongin:
Idk who loves Catherine more

Hyunjin or Lee Know

Hyunjin:
stfu r u trying to get me murdered tf

Ass:
Yeah stfu

Also she's not having a sleepover with any of you

Jeongin:
Technically she is, I'm sure you'll be in her hotel room with her

Jisung:
Hotel room???

Felix:
Scandalous

Changbin:
Nooo a sleepover would be so fun 😔

It's not fair you guys get to have all the fun

Not Seungmin apparently:
Hearing Minho having sex isn't my definition of fun.

Jeongin:
Mind your business Seungmin

Not Seungmin apparently:
Watch your back, Jeongin.

Jisung:
Don't fight don't fight don't fight

Changbin:
Why is Chan never here

Felix:
Mans is busy 👀

Hyunjin:
or he's pretending to be so he won't have to deal with u guys

Ass:
Reading this chat is giving me a headache

Wait why is my nickname still Ass

Jisung:
I'm confused

Jeongin:
Cat is coming to visit and they're sad Minho is gonna get to see her and they won't

Ass:
For your physical safety, I would advise you all to shut the fuck up

Jeongin:
Yeah guys shut up

Felix:
My nose stays in my business ✌️

Hyunjin:
can we have a sleepover

Changbin:
What about a big fun sleepover?

Felix:
Not the simp twins

Me:
Omg a sleepover I'm in

We can braid Minho's booty hair together 🥹

Ass:
I don't like any of you

Chris:
I didn't do anything I just got here

Not Seungmin apparently:
I thought I smelled something old.

Chris:
You aren't gonna smell anything bc I'm gonna break your nose

Felix:
💥💥💥

Ass:
Whatever we can hang out for a few hours but that's it

Hyunjin:
whipped

Ass:
Where are you right now

Hyunjin:
leaving the country 😔

Ass:
Smart move

Not Seungmin apparently:
If you two do anything sexual anywhere near me, I will also be leaving the country.

That includes that face sitting you two seem to be keen on.

Me:
MINHO YOU SAID THEY WOULD FORGET

Not Seungmin apparently:
I remember everything that has ever been said to me.

Changbin:
So you didn't actually forget my birthday 😭

Not Seungmin apparently:
No. I didn't say happy birthday on purpose.

Jisung:
Omg happy birthday

Jeongin:
It's not his birthday today they were talking about his birthday last year

Changbin:
None of you love me

Not Seungmin apparently:
Wow you're smart.

AND old.

Chris:
I am not fucking old

Wait

Sorry, that was out of habit

Not Seungmin apparently:
Not grandfather dusty ass coming in.

Felix:
NXDOEOWNDODND

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