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Husband:
Hear me out

Me:
I can't hear you

You're typing

Husband:
I'm gonna block you

Me:
How can I hear you out if I'm blocked

Make up your mind 🥱

Husband:
Anyway

We can hang out with the others, whatever

But not long I want alone time with you

Me:
Alone time huh 😮‍💨

Sounds kinky

What are you planning?? 🫣

Husband:
In person thing to talk about

Me:

Me @ you

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Me @ you

Husband:
You have experience setting things on fire huh

Me:
ONE FUCKING TIME

Husband:
Now I bet you wish I had blocked you earlier 🙂

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