Bonus #1

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Me:
You're working blah blah blah I know

But like

A whole ass appreciation post is about to ensue bc you are FUCKING PERFECT

Solid 69/10 😌

I don't have to search "lee know boyfriend pics" on Pinterest anymore bc I GOT THE REAL WHOLE ASS THING

Look at you

Look at you

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Husband:Ah yes

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Husband:
Ah yes

Thank you for reminding me what I look like

What would I do without you

Me:
Not get laid, that's for sure 😔

Husband:
Don't you have something to do

With translating or tutoring or something that doesn't involve you bothering me

Me:
You can translate that dick into my mouth 💅

Or I can tutor you in the skills of MANNERS

Both equally important 🥹

Husband:

Me:CJEOEODNDODNDOD

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Me:
CJEOEODNDODNDOD

FKROEJWODNCIF

YOU SENT A MEME

A PERVY ONE

OF YOURSELF

This has come full circle

I've never felt more in love

STOP LEAVING ME ON READ

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