Me:
You're working blah blah blah I knowBut like
A whole ass appreciation post is about to ensue bc you are FUCKING PERFECT
Solid 69/10 😌
I don't have to search "lee know boyfriend pics" on Pinterest anymore bc I GOT THE REAL WHOLE ASS THING
Look at you
Husband:
Ah yesThank you for reminding me what I look like
What would I do without you
Me:
Not get laid, that's for sure 😔Husband:
Don't you have something to doWith translating or tutoring or something that doesn't involve you bothering me
Me:
You can translate that dick into my mouth 💅Or I can tutor you in the skills of MANNERS
Both equally important 🥹
Husband:
Me:
CJEOEODNDODNDODFKROEJWODNCIF
YOU SENT A MEME
A PERVY ONE
OF YOURSELF
This has come full circle
I've never felt more in love
STOP LEAVING ME ON READ
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